40th birthday Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare 40th birthday Age Birthday Funny Inspirational Meaningful Years
If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is. — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
To me, 60 isn't old. It's a blessing to have my health. I still feel like I'm in my 30s or 40s. — Dwane Casey Copy Share Image
Who said youre sixty? You are just a 20 year old with 40 years of experience. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since I was in my 20s, I've been giving my face 30 hot splashes in the morning and at night, and I keep thinking,… — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Just because you're 40, you don't have to decide whether God exists...when you're already worrying that the National Security Agency is reading your emails,… — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
Just short of my 40th birthday, I told my wife, Beth, I was going to build us a little weekend place in...well, in the… — Patrick Symmes Copy Share Image
So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum. — Romola Garai Copy Share Image
John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
