Bush Said Quotes by Jay Leno

11 Bush Said quotes by Jay Leno

Jay Leno’s humor shines through in these eleven quips about Bush. Expect his trademark sarcasm and timing, all compact enough for a quick laugh.

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President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It's about winning. Hey, it worked in Florida.

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President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to…

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President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White…

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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's…

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In his speech President Bush said we need to rebuild Iraq, provide the people with jobs, and give them hope. If it…

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On 'Meet the Press' yesterday President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election and Bush said, ''Phhh,…

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President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd…

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When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'

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According to CNN, Donald Rumsfeld said the war in Iraq did not go according to plan. And President Bush said, 'What? We…

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President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's…

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President Bush announced a major new plan for the United States to put a man on the moon, which would be a…

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American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…

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The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…

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The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…

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Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…

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Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…

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Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…

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