I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In life, comedy occurs naturally, as it should, in the most appalling of circumstances. — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
“You told you were a hero! That you were discharged, ‘Above Honorable’! Turns out you were simply defeated by a mutant penis… — Dexter Herron Copy Share Image
“Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.” — Stu Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze." ( Letter to Cynthia Asquith , November 1913)” — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I think Newtons third law failed in the case 'girls reply to boys action'..” — Kuppuraj Copy Share Image
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“If you learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be entertained for a lifetime.” — Lee McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Whatever genre you deem suitable for your taste – romance, comedy, action, mystery, sci-fi or anything else, make sure it has the… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes,… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
To the winner, there is 100-percent elation, 100-percent fun, 100-percent laughter; and yet the only thing left to the loser is resolution… — Vince Lombardi Copy Share Image
“Pretty damned cocky of you to assume I'd say yes." His gaze was steady, but I could see the humor lurking in… — Liliana Hart Copy Share Image
“First, you must light a middling fire under the cauldron.” “What’s a middling fire?” “Medium.” I searched the pot. “Where’s the ignition… — Lowvee Cole Copy Share Image
“Mission motto, sir," said Carrot cheerfully. "Morituri Nolumus Mori. Rincewind suggested it." "I imagine he did," said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor. — Ralph Fiennes Copy Share Image
God is in the sadness and the laughter, in the bitter and the sweet. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
“I see the way you tote your small dog like a bedazzled hand grenade.” — Dina Del Bucchia Copy Share Image
![“At Murry Bergtraum [High School] if you were really funny you sat at this table at with all of the funniest dudes, the toughest, the coolest - everybody sat at that table. It was like the ghetto Algonquin Round Table. [Comedy] was my entry, my membership card.” quote by John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/2b4/john-leguizamo-3025_algonquins_at-murry-bergtraum-high-school-if-you-we_1394650.jpg)
