I'm the official unofficial reporter.

“Eh, Nikanor Ivanovich!' the unknown man exclaimed soulfully. 'What are official and unofficial persons? It all depends on your point of view on the…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Even if it's an unofficial game, if I am on the pitch, I don't want to lose any game.

— Adama Traore

I don't like this official/unofficial distinction. It sound, er, officious.

— Larry Wall

“I feel a bit like the Willy Wonka of Neon, if you could eat neon, chocolate would be the next best thing”

— Matthew Bracey

“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow…

— Tara Sivec

“I know you're a chocolate lover. I can always tell. I'm about to temper the chocolate. I have my own method; want to watch?"…

— Ruth Reichl

“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.”

— Tara Sivec

“I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.”

— Meghan Ciana Doidge

“I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.”

— I.B. Nosey

Letters actually work. Even the top dog himself takes time every day to read 10 letters that are picked out by staff. I can…

— Omar Ahmad

I was Tea Party years before there was an official Tea Party.

— Niger Innis

There's nothing worse - I don't like listening to actors talk about the process, especially when - I mean, for me I've played a…

— Scott Speedman

When an accident or a crime happens, there's a period of time before the yellow tape goes up, before the official response becomes formalized.…

— Dan Gilroy

In 1887, Oregon became the first state to make Labor Day an official holiday, with Colorado, Massachusetts, New Jersey, and New York quickly following suit.

— Brendan I. Koerner