“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! — Debbie Gibson Copy Share Image
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I always wanted to go that way, but I felt so passionate about drama. — Annabelle Wallis Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so… — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
A newspaper is ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“You remember that illuminated text over the dining-room door--"The Lord Will Provide." We've painted it out, and covered the spot with rabbits.… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
“According to NYPD figures, a contract killing could be had in Brooklyn for a mere $500. More often than not, though, people… — Bill Fitzhugh Copy Share Image
“Her descriptions will be incandescent, perfect little nuggets of phraseology, and there will probably be lots of sex in her writing -… — Susan Breen Copy Share Image
Above all, in comedy, and again and again since classical times, passages can be found in which the level of representation is… — Paul Watzlawick Copy Share Image
There's always something interesting about comedy teams that have the exact same energy. The one time I really noticed that was Will… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to… — Antanas Mockus Copy Share Image
“he was upset. Though hopefully not at her. But upset is a funny thing. It looks for places to direct itself. It’s… — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
“Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“If you don't have a sense of humor, then you have nothing at all.” — Robert M. Roberts Copy Share Image
Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be. — William Styron Copy Share Image
