“At last a lifetime ambition of mine to become a pimp was satisfied.” — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
That's the nature of research you don't know what in hell you're doing. — Harold Eugene Edgerton Copy Share Image
“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.” — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
And I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously. — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
I've always been a figure skater and ballet dancer. I love physical comedy, and any chance that I get to do that...… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
“What women want is still what it's always been: either you or, more likely, not you.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
My friends once told me I remind them of the main character from the American comedy series 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I thought… — Anushka Sharma Copy Share Image
“But it isn't hunger that drives millions of armed American Males to forests and hills every autumn, as the high incidence of… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I suddenly recall the arpeggios of laughter lilting across the tender, springtime grass-gay-welling, far-floating, fluent, spontaneous, a bell-like feminine fluting, then suppressed;… — Ralph Ellison Copy Share Image
In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
I never have broken up in comedy, ever. There's something about me that I just don't break on camera - maybe because… — Beth Grant Copy Share Image
My friends on Twitter didn't abandon their beliefs or their principles - only their scorn. They channeled their infinitely justifiable offense and… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
“Separating fact and fiction in Inca history is impossible, because virtually all the sources available are Spanish accounts of stories that had… — Mark Adams Copy Share Image
The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh. I was an obedient girl, and humor was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“this isn't so much romance as it is opportunity [victor mancini]” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image