I want to keep all the comedy to interviews and outside-the-ring work. — William Regal Copy Share Image
“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
A lot of comedy films, there's the opinion, 'Well, if it's funny, put it in.' But I think you have to be… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
“I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit” — Ann Everett Copy Share Image
“I'll never be the size that has single digits and my thighs will always touch when I walk but I'm ok with… — Sugar Jamison Copy Share Image
“Martin: Yes, I'd like to go home and do some work. I'm writing a novel about women from the women's point of… — Caryl Churchill Copy Share Image
“Are you taking us to hell?" I ask, and Denise answers with an ominous, "More or less.” — Amy McAuley Copy Share Image
“Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person… — Jen Glantz Copy Share Image
Every week for me was the same audience, and every week they heckled me. The better I got at comedy, the better… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would you do if you… — Darcy Icy the Winx Club Copy Share Image
“Moje uznanie, Reinmarze. Łeż to, jak widzę, że uniwersytety mogą młodzika nauczyć jeno pijaństwa, wszeteczeństwa i plugawej mowy. Łeż, zaprawdę.” — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
“I guess that was nice of Chiron, for the dogs' sake, but it kind of makes me wonder if he's got a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The strangeness of the Barrayaran government system with all its unwritten customs, pressed on Cordelia not so much as first glance but… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
I grew up watching 'Big Train,' these collectives of comedians who knew each other, and as a comedy fan you knew who… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
“Any historian of warfare knows that it is in good part a comedy of errors and a museum of incompetence; but if… — Richard Hofstadter Copy Share Image
“Never take life too seriously, you're never getting out of it alive.” — John Chaplin Copy Share Image
