They are the Eggheads. He is the Walrus.

Happy endings must come at the end of something,' the Walrus pointed out. 'If they happen in the middle of a story, or an…

— Salman Rushdie

“Our pals over at Wikipedia make hair sounds like the sun of fresh water, saying in their snooty tone that head hair has "gained…

— Neil Pasricha

A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that!

— John F. Kennedy

I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have…

— Bennett Cerf

In high school I read [Lev] Tolstoy's "Anna Karenina" and loved it. Then I read [Friedrich] Nietzsche's "On the Genealogy of Morals" and that…

— Stephen Greenblatt

But there were alternative media outlets. Oh sure, and you know who listens to them? Pansy, overeducated know-it-alls, and you know who listens to…

— Max Brooks

We don't make bicycles anymore. It's all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everyone to be…

— Anonymous

“What are they going to do about it?" "So far? Get drunk. Yell at each other or at us. Design theoretical judicial systems. Most…

— James S.A. Corey

I'd love it if I could face off against the 'Eggheads.'

— Jenny Ryan

Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equality and eggheads.…

— Rick Bayan

I accept the fact I am an unregenerate egghead.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

The British are supposed to be particularly averse to intellectuals, a prejudice closely bound up with their dislike of foreigners. Indeed, one important source…

— Terry Eagleton

I am more of a knobhead than an egghead but I will be gutted if I get beat.

— Phil Taylor

“My parents, they’re both eggheads. I like that about them.”

— Anonymous

Official motto of the White House economic team: Those who can, do. Those who can't, fantasize in the classroom, fail in Washington and then…

— Michelle Malkin