“Aye, a very bad business indeed. A new sort of way this, for a young fellow to be making love, by breaking… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“He makes it sound so Zen. Or Jedi. Like some kind of Wolf Yoda. There is no try. And maybe that’s all… — Kat Kruger Copy Share Image
“Ah yes…” He made an exaggerated nod. “I was supposed to be filling you in on Nangí’s story.” He winked at me… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
My sister was very, very beautiful and I was very not. Doing comedy is the greatest thing ever because you don't have… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
“I laughed as he twirled me around. “You can’t dance.” “Maybe not, but you can’t either!” He dipped me back so far… — Elicia Hyder Copy Share Image
God does not work salvation for fictitious sinners. Be a sinner and sin vigorously... Do not for a moment imagine that this… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
“You want me to invite him to dinner.” “I want you to invite him to dinner,” she agreed. “You know,” he said,… — Matthew Haldeman-Time Copy Share Image
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Esther Duflo, a professor at MIT with a strong French accent, likens all this research on development aid to medieval bloodletting.6 The… — Rutger Bregman Copy Share Image
“But, you're just a girl!" Ben said, his eyes widening with suprise and indignation. The green eyes glanced downwards and before he… — Richard Denning Copy Share Image
I majored in extracurriculars, honestly. I joined the Harvard Stand Up Comedy Society, which is a ragtag band of misfits. I wrote… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that… — Barrett Tillman Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion, compassion, humor, generosity, and kindness, and using these tools… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“By protecting your nervous system and keeping you focused, laughter and play offer you opportunities to thrive even in inhospitable environments.” — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins,… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
“Day had gotten a little nervous during one session when the doctor asked God how he would handle someone hurting Day now… — A.E. Via Copy Share Image
I can't say this too often - that a little humor can make life worth living. That has always been my credo.… — Bennett Cerf Copy Share Image
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“There was a sort of gallery structure in the roof space which held a bed and also a bathroom which you could… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The 1930s - a Golden Age for American humor, mainly because everything else was going so badly. The wisecrack was the basic… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
I knew I didn't want to be a doctor but didn't know what I wanted to do. I prayed, and all I… — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
What reaches an audience is honesty. If you're saying something truthful that's supposed to be a funny line, it's going to be… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
“Some people remember the sixties better than others do. Some weren't even there, some who were there were not really there, and… — Tom Hays Copy Share Image
“Women are a kind of bomb where men should be trained and skilled in defusing, before falling in love.otherwise you'll spend rest… — Thenten Copy Share Image
Humor can be a great way to lift spirits and relate with soon-to-be high school grads. Whether you're in need of a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse the hell out of me for trying to help. I heard a crash and thought someone was hurt. You could’ve… — Leah Rae Miller Copy Share Image
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“That’s the first thing that strikes an American woman about Europe – that it’s unsanitary. Impossible for them to conceive of a… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind; it seems to say to Nature that we take her no more seriously than she… — William James Copy Share Image
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Baby, you keep doing that and we are going to need Giana to get her ass in here to take care of… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“Why do you joke about such things?" she snapped. He let his gaze land rather intently on hers. "When the alternative is… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“We are naked, but we think we are not; we are wrong, but think we are correct. We are misled but we… — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Often it's seen as empowering if you're cleverer than the men, or more aware - then you're giving the woman a great… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
![“I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.” quote by Jeff Kinney](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/4bf/jeff-kinney-4064_best-way_i-think-humor-is-key-to-a-successful-mid_2749880.png)
![“The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into the development of it about blowing stuff up and having shoot outs. That stuff costs money.” quote by Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/82c/seth-rogen-1831_budgets_the-biggest-challenge-making-pineapple-e_2176199.jpg)
