“Remember guls," preached Mrs. Gulbenk, always holding the most perfect red tomato in her hand for all of us to admire, "you… — Susan Gregg Gilmore Copy Share Image
“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there.… — Julie Kenner Copy Share Image
To have a friend and a comrade as your co-star, especially in a romantic comedy, is really important. It gives you the… — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
“If farmer doesn't have a fertile land then there is no hope for cultivation, as a man if you don't have a… — Bikash_Rush Copy Share Image
We kind of lost a lot of that and puppeteers were sticking to the script and we thought everything needed to get… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
“Writers are the most pathetic souls when it comes to expressing their own feelings. Their personalities are as complex as the characters… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're a good actor, you should be able to do soap, comedy, Shakespeare, musicals, pantomime, and something like 'Frozen.' Of course,… — Anita Dobson Copy Share Image
“Thunderstorms were common in Sarantium on midsummer nights, sufficiently so to make plausible the oft-repeated tale that the Emperor Apius passed to… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
It stank pretty bad, of course: manure was caked all over the wagon. But we were free. Right then I was elated… — Diet Eman Copy Share Image
“The 1960s ended sadly, as did Bonnie and Clyde, as did Jules and Jim, as did Thelma & Louise, a film they… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“The items on the counter in the shop had been pawned by a man who had used an American driving licence as… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a… — Peter Gzowski Copy Share Image
“It's gas! It's gonna blow!" Ben shouts. He throws open the passenger door and takes off, running in a panic. He hurdles… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I've often wondered - where do the people who WORK at coffee shops go to meet their friends - Do they go… — James Lee Schmidt Copy Share Image
“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a… — Daniel Klein Thomas Cathcart Copy Share Image
I think comedy drama is a tricky one. But it's like in real life: often really tense, dramatic situations can be punctuated… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
“Note savages, eh? They live in mountain caves and dress like wild men. They walk about in woolen petticoats, which they are… — Marsha Canham Copy Share Image
One of the things that's funniest about the entertainment industry and comedy is that people go 'Oh, you're great, but I don't… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“The Jabalites … They worship no god; and if we in goodness of heart do send a missionary to show them the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Some people expect things to fall into their lap. Oh, they might work a bit for it. I'll just shake this tree,… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be better if the Elves would just shut up and go away? Hey, what if they stopped throwing a fit… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
The great thing about doing physical comedy for film is that if it doesn't work you're not exposed. It ends up on… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
“They didn't come to crush the city. They came to crush the hubris of its king." "That must have hurt," Oates said.… — P.W. Catanese Copy Share Image
“Your father sounds frightening," Trayton said. "He once made a general cry." "No." "I shit you not. The guy had to retire… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“The crafty otter produced a flat pebble from his helmet, spat on one side of it, and held it up for the… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
“I am something of a connoisseur of the country pile and I must say {he} had done himself remarkably well. At a… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
0ne day, daddy saw his 5 year 0ld s0n writing,. he asked. DAD:s0n? what are y0u d0ing?. S0n:writing a l0ve letter t0… — Megz Copy Share Image
“I promise I'll never tell." "Don't promise that," he said in an ultraserious voice. "If they try to hurt you and the… — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Stop talking about "the gas prices under Obama." As if he's the guy out there changing the numbers on the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of… — Joy Williams Copy Share Image
“I'm bored," he says. "So go home." "I don't want to. What do you do when you're bored? You don't have Internet… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“You're a dead man, Roarke. You don't know it, but you've already stopped breathing. The walking dead. And when you finally realize… — J.D. ROBB ( NORA ROBERTS Copy Share Image
I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk… — Richard Lewis Copy Share Image
People are at their most mindful when they are at play. If we find ways of enjoying our work blurring the lines… — Ellen Langer Copy Share Image
