Julie Kenner

(1965) Lawyer United States

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Julie Kenner is a lawyer from the United States, best known for Love is Murder.

Quick Facts About Julie Kenner

Born: January 1, 1965
Nationality: United States
Profession: Lawyer
Notable works: Love is Murder

About Julie Kenner

Julie Kenner is a USA Today bestselling American author of romance and fantasy novels. She also writes with the pen names J.K. Beck and J. Kenner. She is a two time winner of the Romance Writers of America RITA Award.

Quotes by Julie Kenner

“Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?”

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I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate.

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“Fuck you. I countered, demonstrating my keen skill at argument.”

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Argument

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“No, I wanna go kick puppies," she retorted.”

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Humor

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“My meeting with my alimentatore was at noon,”

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“What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!”

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“Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and having this inner peace, blah, blah, blah.…

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Death

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“Once upon a time, I’d thought demon-hunting was hard. But that was before I’d become a mom. Trust me. In comparison to…

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Parenting

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“They weren't wearing their handy-dandy I'm an Evil Demon T-shirts; nevertheless, I could tell they were coming for me.”

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Demon

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“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there.…

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Dinner

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