“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
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For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Renton looks at her and sees her pain and anger. It cuts him up. It confuses him. Kelly has a great sense… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
“There were human cultures that taught an afterlife of the blessed on mountaintops or in clouds in caverns or oases but she… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“‘Jane’s World’ has pushed the boundaries for mainstream comic strips: girls have kissed, punched each other, have been abducted by aliens, taken… — Paige Braddock Copy Share Image
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If you look there is humor in every situation like your Aunt eating up all the food at the funeral or the… — Kim Wayans Copy Share Image
“Well," Maura asked. "What does he want?" Blue shrugged from behind her mountain of broccoli. "What does a drug addict want? Nothing."… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
With comedy, you have to do it right. In a drama, there's a lot of different ways to succeed in a moment.… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Having written both comedy and drama, comedy's harder because the fear of failure's so much stronger. When you write a scene and… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
“After giving it some thought, I've decided to name my monkey mind Ricky Bobby. I was thinking about Latin names like Javier,… — Anna White Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in systems. Everything human was imperfect and ultimately absurd. What did I believe in then? In humor. In laughing… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“Essentially, the whole time I’d been here, the security staff hadn’t been paid. I would have been harassing the management too, though… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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I always think of myself as a comedy feeder type person, and that feeder lets themselves get out of your comfort zone… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I wrote a play at drama school, which was a dark comedy - people laughed and cried. And then my script of… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
I was always given the comedy role, even in the ballet. I was the one who fell off her points, you know?… — June Whitfield Copy Share Image
“The demon needs permission to stay?” Kyle asked, a bit amused now. “Of course. You need to give it permission to come… — Aparajita Yadav Copy Share Image
“And then, with all her might, she focused her attention on the back of Po's head and screamed his name, inside her… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
I was never considered 'a marketable hero', and never got promoted to that category. I am not complaining - I found another… — Vivek Copy Share Image
All the parts I get offered are character and comedy parts, and I probably wouldn't get them if I had a different… — Mackenzie Crook Copy Share Image
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“Any chance I’d get to see you in that bikini?” Zahara punched him in the arm. “No more talk of me in… — Annabell Cadiz Copy Share Image
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
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Any philosophical and theoretical assurance that laughter is unique to the human being becomes somewhat unsure when one turns to the anthropological… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
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