In 'Comedy Nights With Kapil,' we had fixed characters and we were under a contract that we could not work for other… — Upasana Singh Copy Share Image
“Nathan nods. "Have a good time. Don't do anything I wouldn't do." I hear Andy as I'm walking out the front door.… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Watching Castro, whose tiny hands looked like marshmallows, hoist the ball from his waist and through the hoop seemed like the human… — Rafe Bartholomew Copy Share Image
What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy.… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“It wasn't like that, darlin'." [Darcy] said quickly. "I swear on my mother's soul it wasn't!" Bronte bit her lip, trying not… — Jaide Fox Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they… — Agnes Varda Copy Share Image
I loved 'Weekend,' and it meant a lot to me when I saw it in the movie theater. I think 'Looking' feels… — Jonathan Groff Copy Share Image
Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us,… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I have no idea, actually, where I fit in, in terms of poetry camps. At AWP conferences, I have been on panels… — Denise Duhamel Copy Share Image
“You need a place just a click over middle range. Don’t want to go all-out first time, but you don’t want to… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
The theatre demanded of its members stamina, good digestion, the ability to adjust, and a strong sense of humor. There was no… — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
Comedy, sometimes if you think about it too much then it becomes a bit boring. If you start thinking about striking the… — Mark Critch Copy Share Image
I have often said, and oftener think, that this world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together." "I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I would like, with the sun shining through the window on a crisp early-autumnal mid-morning, with a sufficiency of Monster Cappucino flowing… — Robert Fripp Copy Share Image
I think we think that American books are funny or they're serious literature. But humor is subversive. When you add an element… — Idra Novey Copy Share Image
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most outrageous guy in the… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
I grew up with Forrest J. Ackerman's 'Famous Monsters of Filmland' along with a plethora of movie tomes and wanted to write… — Harry Knowles Copy Share Image
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and “transformed” her into a cheerleader… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon… — Charles Clayton Morrison Copy Share Image
“Sin said, "Lust was never satisfied. She was the largest of the three, and had the loudest, most unforgiving cry. When I… — Stephen and Tiffany Domena Copy Share Image
“His bedroom was a reflection of Bryant's mind, its untidy shelves filled with games and puzzles stacked in ancient boxes, statues and… — Christopher Fowler Copy Share Image
Comedy is delivered to people in the same form that music is being delivered: by YouTube. People are sharing music and comedy… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“What is that?" Dad said, looking at the doll. "It’s called the Scream," I said. "I know that, but what us it?”… — Douglas Rees Copy Share Image
I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip… — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in. Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?" Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“I want you to tell me something,” I whisper. “What?” “Don’t get mad.” “What is it, Ana?” “You do care.” His eyes… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Imagine that it's sugar," Korbyn said. 'You're riding across candy.' "Salt can never be sugar," Fennik said. "We should talk about the… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
“On verge of going apostrophic, taking foxglove, myrrh, mare's milk cure, shedding articles, shredding conjunctions, but can't shake prepositions.” — Kate Campbell Copy Share Image
“He's got this thing about Canada. He says it's like America only with health care and no guns, and you can live… — Ruth Ozeki Copy Share Image
![“It wasn't like that, darlin'." [Darcy] said quickly. "I swear on my mother's soul it wasn't!" Bronte bit her lip, trying not to smile. "Your mother is still living, is she not?" Darcy grinned sheepishly. "Yes, but…just the same.” quote by Jaide Fox](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/9d6/jaide-fox-78005_humor_it-wasn-t-like-that-darlin-darcy-said-qu_1416369.jpg)
![“Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."” quote by Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/e40/robin-williams-682_air-travel_look-at-airport-security-now-what-starte_1190040.jpg)
