“Fletch is back from Austin, and turns out what sounded great on paper didn't match up to reality. He says its so… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Up on the stage people appeared to be dying left right and centre, and for most of the performance I had quite… — Ali McNamara Copy Share Image
I'm definitely more at ease with comedy - that's where I started out - and so it's my first love, so to… — Omar Sy Copy Share Image
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
“without warning, he sprawled forward, doing a face-plant in the snow. At first, we laughed and teased. the normally surefooted Kerrick brushed… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“We're going to investigate," Fireheart meowed. "We can't decide how to get rid of these dogs until we know exactly what we… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
“Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Nothing will get you anywhere with me," I exclaimed. "I don't know about that." He put on an introspective look that was… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Now, paper and pencils," said Miss Marcy, clapping her hands. Writing paper is scarce in this house, and I had no intention… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
“See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal people years to pick up on all… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
My humour is a mix of my parents'. I get the chatty, anecdotal stuff from my dad and the filth from my… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“Well, I just don’t want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
“There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
“I have been a little embarrassed always. But less so the last time. It will all disappear. You have such a delicious… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Sometimes there was humor in Max Vandenburg’s voice, though its physicality was like friction—like a stone being gently rubbed across a large… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I almost died. Fortunately, my mother was a nurse. She gave me a shot of something, and things turned out brilliantly.” Lucky… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up to my face, and I knew that when it got there… — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“You'd be surprised." Charlie said. "You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Both Ulysses and Finnegans Wake are inexhaustible. They are celebrations of the ordinary, compelling reactions to philosophical elitism about "the good life".… — Philip Kitcher Copy Share Image
“He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well,… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
Comedy can be harder because if you aren't making the audience laugh, they're going to turn on you quicker. They'll go along… — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
“Trust me, I never underestimate my charm or any of my other magnificent attributes. They work great on women. Alas, men tend… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“You made the right choice," Roden whispered. "Though you did choose his name rather quickly. "He has a skinny neck. He'd have… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
I always think it's just best to just make stuff and to carry on making stuff, even if it's not off your… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
“At sixteen, he was cursed with all the certainty of youth, unleavened by any trace of humor or self-doubt, and wed to… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“Richard had met Jessica in France, on a weekend trip to Paris two years earlier; had in fact discovered her in the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I stumbled through the dark underbrush again crying out as I plunged through a thick spiderweb. My arms frantically brushed away the… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Kenneth was a sitting duck. In fewer than three years he would kneel alone in this very room, on the exact spot… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
Yes, when you see for the first time, a great laughter arises in you - the laughter about the whole ridiculousness of… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
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