I'm very confident that Nick Hornby always gets it right as a writer. He has the vernacular and passion. He is adroit… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
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I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure… — Mel Ramos Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me. Why not? Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
There's nothing more dramatic than the comedy I've done. Because the comedy I've done is to get to the audience, get them… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
“For a man, he has to learn how to get along without a woman for periods of time. For a woman, she… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty strong," he says. "I could cart you around on my back all day long. Hey, I could even teach you… — sebastien japrisot Copy Share Image
“So, sweeting, why were you threatening to throw Tate out of the house? What did he say?” Leather brushed her chin as… — Sharon Page Copy Share Image
“It is naturally a sign of inner liberation when a patient can squarely recognize his difficulties and take them with a grain… — Karen Horney Copy Share Image
“It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively;… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Said by Colin the dragon: "It's somewhat bizarre to learn that many of you (humans)think that other humans are somehow different enough… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore.… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
“But I’ve had floating heads for slaves,' Zayne answered. 'Their choice to look like that. Some do it for the humour, but… — Keisha Keenleyside Copy Share Image
“My anxious gaze swept the theater. "Don’t worry. I told them it was Sunday,” Ayden said as we sat down. “And they… — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Every gay man should be familiar with Bert and Ernie." "And why is that?" Reece rolled his eyes, smiling. "Everyone knows that… — L.A. Gilbert Copy Share Image
I went to see Chris Rock on Saturday night here in Atlanta, and he made a statement in his comedy. He said,… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo, so scary . Oh, please, please, save me… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
I was a terrible employee. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“She reached the powder room and shut the door behind her, jumping in fright at the sight that met her gaze in… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing, I think, to totally balance comedy and horror, and to do it in a way that is about… — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Alannah took a step back. “Brennus, are you intoxicated?” “I am King Brennus. I do not become intoxicated. I am intoxicating.” Alannah… — B.C. Morin Copy Share Image
“And don't trouble yourself too much if you don't laugh at what you are about to read, for if you perk up… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“Filled with a coward rage that dares to burn but does not dare to blaze, Lord Emsworth coughed a cough that was… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The lumpiness of 'The Good Lie's progression - from infancy to adulthood, and from ethnic horror to gentle social comedy to a… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
When the response to comedy becomes cheering instead of laughing, that is so irritating. It's the worst. Here's what cheering is: "Look… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
every actor knows that tragedy, being linear and inevitable, is taxing - but comedy, which depends on the element of surprise, is… — Robin Morgan Copy Share Image
“This is Zach." I said as Daniel shook hands with him. "The youngest is Ryan. The obnoxious one is Brent." "I respect… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
“Her gaze met his. "What do you want more than anything?" Right now, he felt like he could gaze into her green… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
One thing that bugs me in comedy is when somebody does a fake cry, you know, like they fake cry in a… — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
“Ook, though very clever, was the worst fighter in the tribe. That is how he ended up with Grot-Grot as his woman.… — Aussiescribbler Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Michelle Cooper Copy Share Image
“Imagine: If shifting from one universe to another is like moving up or down to parallel layers, overlapping with one universe, then… — E.C. Myers Copy Share Image
“working to my potential.' It's like every teacher I have has some sort of manual to use when talking to me. She… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
In my family, there was not an abundance of wealth, but there was an abundance of love. So there was always humor,… — Lauryn Hill Copy Share Image
