“I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“She reaches down into her bulging tote bag and pulls out a small plastic box with a hinged lid. It contains a… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what’s happening on another planet, but not what’s going… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Richard didn't mind Gwyn being rich...Having always been poor was good preparation for being rich. Better than having always been rich...The well… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I love mixing humor and terror, or humor and exhaustion, or even humor and despair. I'm dealing right now with a loved… — Gail Simone Copy Share Image
There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
My humor is - was quite different. Mine was "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" and "The World's Greatest Lover" and "Haunted Honeymoon," "The… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
I just looked preposterous. It would be 'King Lear' and I'd walk on with Cordelia's dead body in my arms and the… — Richard Coles Copy Share Image
“The man beside me, apropos of nothing, raises his hand and says that there is 'a story' that man started society because… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“Saya Naradja. Ini teman-temanku, Lembu Kendil, Laksmi, Baning, dan Balore. Kami dari Ayodhya." "Dari Ayodhya?" gumam Makara. "Terus aku harus bilang 'wow',… — A.R. Wirawan Copy Share Image
“Anyone and everyone taking a writing class knows that the secret of good writing is to cut it back, pare it down,… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“The reverend waited for her to be seated and then he bowed his head and blessed the food and the table and… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
“A chuckle escaped Meredith's lips as Cassie swung from sleepy little girl to sympathetic confidante to vengeful angel all in the course… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“The guards had asked the Doctor to please wait in the hallway until Mr McCavity had time to see him. So it… — Justin Richards Copy Share Image
A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
There is certainly a higher percentage of wit in British comedy than in American comedy. What always tickles me is the way… — Christopher Lloyd Copy Share Image
comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else, practically but at the same time,… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“In view of the years of careful study that have been devoted to Stonehenge it may seem unlikely that any more information… — Richard Brinckerhoff Copy Share Image
“You're gay!" she shrilled, and he pulled the phone away from his ear. "How in the hell do you know you're gay?"… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
Yet if strict criticism should till frown on our method, let candor and good humor forgive what is done to the best… — Sarah Fielding Copy Share Image
“This phone," he says finally. "I want this phone." She laughs. "No. S'mine." Janie, I don't think you understand. I want it."… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
Comedy has helped me as a Black woman speak up for myself and not apologize right after, whether it's more money or… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
“My life," she said dramatically, with her eyes closed, "is one heaping bowl of warmed-over despair, seasoned with equal dashes of aggravation… — Rick Detorie Copy Share Image
It's a lucky kink for comedy writers that particular English obsession and interest with class and social difference. It maybe is not… — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“:Go to hell, Jamie," I said at last, wiping my eyes. "Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“Two well-known Austrian folk figures, Count Rudy and Count Bobby, are standing in front of a globe and Rudy asks, "What are… — Georg Rauch Copy Share Image
I grew up in a family that was very barbed and difficult, and there was a lot of humor. None of it… — John Wells Copy Share Image
Before seeing Truffaut 's Small Change, I was afraid it was going to be one of those simple, natural films about childhood… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
“As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, “Aye, Sir. Course laid in” is a seriously sweet gig,… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
“We arrived at the police station and they parked and did the whole ‘hassle and grimace’ routine. I inwardly rolled my eyes.… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“Nuala, can we just have, like, a cease-fire? I mean, you can go back to calling me an ass and trying to… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Geeks are not the world’s rowdiest people. We’re quiet and introspective, and usually more comfortable communing with our keyboards or a good… — Angela Korra'ti Copy Share Image
“Just like Black Bottom,” Passalos agreed. “Black Bottom?” Leo resisted the urge to jump at the dwarfs’ feet again. He was sure… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Well… Five… I just wanted to say rest in peace. To me you are a dead man… I am ashamed that I… — David Weaver Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
