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“You can't go yet, not without telling us what all's happened to you since we saw you last." I faked amnesia, nearly… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Reviewers said Ghost Country was rich, astonishing and affecting in the way it blended comedy, magic, and a gritty urban realism in… — Sara Paretsky Copy Share Image
Any performer would love to have the opportunity to be able to express themselves in many different areas. If you feel confident… — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
I forgot," Isabelle muttered as the rest of them caught up to her. "Faeries have no sense of humor." "Oh, I wouldn't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Why question what Froi of Lumatere was doing here?' he asked.' When you should be questioning what would have happened to Charyn… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Ironic, isn’t it?” Shawn said. “It’s not ironic at all,” Gus said. “Dude, it’s so like a black fly in your chardonnay.”… — William Rabkin Copy Share Image
“She jotted down the order, then forced herself to meet his gaze. "It's going to be a bit of a wait, we're… — Mina Khan Copy Share Image
I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Make me proud today, Robmeister. Keep your hands to yourself and remember rule number one above all things.' 'Don't discuss politics.' 'No,… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.” I raised my chin at him. “If you tried to hurt… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“Comedies are fit for common wits: But to present a kingly troop withal, Give me a stately-written tragedy; Tragadia cothurnata , fitting… — Thomas Kyd Copy Share Image
So I get all the references and I totally get the humor and it's really fun. This - it's kind of a… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
If I find something funny or something that kind of cracks me up, I'll get up on stage. I don't care what… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
I've been a huge fan of the cable network FX for a very, very long time. I think their brand of comedy… — Chris Klein Copy Share Image
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Part of why I think I have so much fun working in the mockumentary genre is that you can cut to pretty… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
“But to be a parent is to live in the past-present-future all at once. It is to hug your children and be… — Youngme Moon Copy Share Image
“Look, cat, you and I are never going to be friends. She’s going to call you Max, but I’m going to call… — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
“There is something indefinably keen and wan about her anatomy, and she has a watchful way of looking out of the corners… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The room fell silent. I frankly didn't know what I was going to do to help Eduardo, but I had the sense… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
I love the Comedy Cellar. The audience has no expectations because they don't know me. It's great. It's only winning - if… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
I have been doing comedy for the last 15 years but I don't have any qualms admitting that I have learnt a… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
“Everything is, the way it is, for a reason. Or it isn't. Or neither. Or both. It's so hard to tell. It's… — Alistair McHarg Copy Share Image
“There are five types of laughter to choose from. You can giggle, chuckle, howl, chortle, and, in extreme cases when you’re wearing… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“After I consumed Frost in his entirety, my days of exploration began. I read The Diving Comedy while leafing through E. E.… — Spencer Gordon Copy Share Image
“All emotional sharing builds strong and lasting relationship bonds, but sharing humor and sheer delight adds a unique restorative and healing element,… — Jeanne Segal Copy Share Image
I've built a comedy brand for myself that is, one, really satisfying and fulfilling personally and, two, has been able to cultivate… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
“Every working mother has the things she dreads, things that keep her up in the night – pink eye, an ear infection,… — Emily Roberson Copy Share Image
“I'm so much more scared of white guys than black guys. Like an angry black guys would pull out a gun and… — Jeremy Iversen Copy Share Image
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