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I'm generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
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When my father would come home from his work at the Senate and talk about the things he could talk about -… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
I wrote a comedy, which hopefully [Rick director] Curtiss Clayton will bring to the screen, that I thought was the antithesis of… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In many ways, the South can be very traditional and confining. And what is interesting to me is how women find their… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
I can find the worst thing in the world funny. My humour is dark. If I'm talking about the worst situations in… — Slowthai Copy Share Image
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When I was doing research on the M.C.s and spending time with these cats, one of the things that struck me and… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
“I wondered about my inner child. In fact, I was troubled. Did I even have an inner child, I asked myself, given… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed family movies anyway. And I grew up loving actors who could hop around and play in something very family… — Dan Stevens Copy Share Image
I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“You need to know where to go," Sanya said. "Yes." "And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance." "Yes,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines, action adventure, and, yes, even websites. It's the pleasure of… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's… — Betty White Copy Share Image
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