My thing was always more character-driven comedies, not sketch comedy - not that there's not room for both or one isn't enjoyable,… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh? And of course there clearly… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke,… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Not long after 'The Pacific,' I began shooting the comedy 'Larry Crowne,' which was also with Tom Hanks, who also directed and… — Rami Malek Copy Share Image
“Lucien: And Flowers--but only Anya can call me that. William: Fine. I'll call you Roses. Lucien: You won't. William: I will. Zodiac… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Bad kitty!" Razor buzzed again from Keirran's shoulder. His huge ears flapped as he bounced up and down. "Evil, bad kitty! Shave… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
When I took my poetry class in school. I read an e. e. cumming's poem. I dont mind eels except how they… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
To perform stand-up comedy in a club, that's the most exciting profession in the world. You're like Spartacus going into battle because… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Trust, a sense of humor, and don't let the sun go down on an argument without trying to make it up. That's… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The shackles." She stirred. "Aryal has both sets of chains, and the key," she told him, muffled against his skin. "She swears… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
God's signs are not always the ones we look for. We learn in tragedy that his purposes are not always our own.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name?" Aja, TRB. It is the name of a female warrior." Loor, TRB. What… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“You have a minute and a half left." "Fine," she snapped. "Then I'll reduce this conversation to one single fact. Today I… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I have often reflected within myself on this unaccountable humor in womankind of being smitten with everything that is showy and superficial,… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“. . . Mrs. Lambchop sighed and shook her head. "You're at the office all day, having fun," she said. "You don't… — Jeff Brown Copy Share Image
“Gabrielle chuckled, her dark eyes twinkling. “So he’s been after you, has he? Poor Etta, pursued by a sun priest offering to… — Michelle O'Leary Copy Share Image
When I tried to branch out into comedy, I didn't do very well at it, so I went back to doing what… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
“I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
“I have been to hell and back. It’s a place where all antagonist meet and most often hug and ask:-------------------------------why didn’t we… — PK gyewu Akrofi Copy Share Image
“Well", he drawled."You do know what they say about guitarrists. I think nimbleness beats ball grabbing and body tackling any day of… — Ron C. Nieto Copy Share Image
“You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor,… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
A great model for this is the way that Dante calls on Virgil at the beginning of 'The Inferno,' 'The Divine Comedy,'… — Edward Hirsch Copy Share Image
Laughter is essential to our equilibrium, to our well-being, to our aliveness. If we're not well, laughter helps us get well. If… — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
“That is, while many people prefer a happy ending (a classic comedy), sometimes a message can be communicated more powerfully by a… — Douglas M. Beaumont Copy Share Image
“The magic in that country was so thick and tenacious that it settled over the land like chalk-dust and over floors and… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye type of thing. There's that kind of irreverence to it… — Jeremy Renner Copy Share Image
“I stare at Hans. Hans is shaped like an industrial-sized refrigerator. His hands are like cinder blocks. He should not be afraid… — Cyn Balog Copy Share Image
“Lust? I have no desire to incite lust in anyone." Veliss turned to her with a quizzical expression, her smile suddenly genuine.… — Anthony Ryan Copy Share Image
“The dragon flew up and settled in the crook of Mina’s hood, and quickly became invisible again. “I don’t trust that thing,”… — Chanda Hahn Copy Share Image
The moment for me, thinking I might actually want to do comedy professionally, was when I did public speaking at school. I… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“I’m forever hopeful,” he said. “That’s what friends do. They hope. They have faith in each other.” “Well, I have faith that… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
