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If it really was Queen Elizabeth who demanded to see Falstaff in a comedy, then she showed herself a very perceptive critic.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a woman, she [Penelope Cruz] obviously has changed as she has become an adult. But, as an actress, I actually might… — Pedro Almodovar Copy Share Image
“But you know as well as I do that anger won’t solve anything.” “I beg to differ,” he shrugged. “Anger can be… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
Now, if laughter is proper to the human being, then the human being who does not laugh invites the charge of inhumanity,… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
I've probably done the odd thing. I've probably done more than I would have done and some things you don't say no… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
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Director Omprakash Rao, who is known for making action films, has proved that he is equally good and adept at making comedy… — Rockline Venkatesh Copy Share Image
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Comedy is a beautiful thing, it lets us wrestle with the world's issues, and as long as we use it properly and… — Adam Pearson Copy Share Image
I went to London a lot as a young designer because London was a major inspiration, not only for the clothes but… — Jean Paul Gaultier Copy Share Image
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I believe it is tough to be funny and tougher to make people laugh. And it needs to be been done effortlessly.… — Vivek Oberoi Copy Share Image
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The mad thing is, most of my life, when I'm not in a dark mood, it's been humour that's got me through.… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
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