“In the world of today, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of all of… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
To get confidence back there isn't a magic pill, but once you believe in yourself a little bit more again, and you're… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
It started out ordinarily enough: In 1975, we were two boys that happened to share a mutual sense of humor, a love… — Andrew Ridgeley Copy Share Image
“So, if you think I’m arrogant? Selfish? Spoiled? You’re probably right. But don’t hold it against me. It’s not my fault. I… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Flurries early, pristine and pearly. Winter's come calling! Can we endure so premature a falling? Some may find this trend distressing- others… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Anyway, if the Cetagandans really wanted to assassinate you, they'd hardly do it here. They'd slip something subtle under your skin that… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“The power that was your father's." He looked at her bewildered face. "To get it, I need to take you away." "Where… — barbara elsborg Copy Share Image
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I would love to do a small indie comedy, like a Wes Anderson movie or, like, an ensemble comedy like 'The Royal… — Jerry Trainor Copy Share Image
“He did not have the sort of looks suited for stakeouts or tailing people. As much as he might try to lose… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I hope you understand that it is not the tooth of the saber-toothed tiger I want, it is the tiger . I… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“What could I say about Bellingrath Junior High? Not much, except it was named after my secret hero, Bernard Bellingrath. But Barney… — Cynthia T. Toney Copy Share Image
“Then, like a scene in a comedy - their lips but a breath away from touching - the door to the library… — Kady Cross Copy Share Image
“Nick’s job is super dull. He mostly takes care of answering the phone and doing filing, and stapling things. Sometimes the things… — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
“Fine!' she snapped, the desperation to have him growing exponentially now. 'I missed you. Only you. No man could ever make me… — Dee Tenorio Copy Share Image
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Shortkut... ' has a very nice, strong story. It is not one of those nonsensical comedies where characters attempt buffoonery to get… — Akshaye Khanna Copy Share Image
“With me, it was my liver that was out of order. […] I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“It's because you weren't in love," Mary said. "When you're in love it's beautiful. When you're not it's just dirty filthy sex.… — Christopher Pike Copy Share Image
“There is no reason to feel embarrassed, Krysta." "Easy for you to say! You weren't caught mentally checking out my package!" ~… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“My phone started flashing on the bed. I looked at the screen, then looked up. "Fuck." "Who is it?" Negin frowned. "Why… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a… — Cher Copy Share Image
“Cat doesn’t have to work. She’s a woman of independent means. I settled enough money on her to allow her the freedom… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A person who is a comedian does comedy in real life, too. But then there are others, too, who are very good… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
“Gemma talking to Charley... "Got it. Have you seen my pants?" "Speaking of which, how did you get home without them?" "I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your… — Enid Bagnold Copy Share Image
“You let me handle Marius," I said. "Now, you didn't come without you dagger." "No, I did not," he said, lifting his… — Anne Rice Copy Share Image
Jackie Chan is a very good comedy/martial arts star. He does one kind of martial arts that Jet Li doesn't know how… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
“Bob,” I said, louder. “Are you saying it… it ate my magic?” Bob got a defensive look on his face. “Not all… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“You two sure are sleeping late for grown-ups. Did you stay up praying again last night?" "Praying?" Jamie asked with a frown.… — Lisa Worrall Copy Share Image
There's no reason to do 'ex and the City' if it's not going to be everything 'Sex and the City' is, which… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
“You're cool Joe" she told him, her voice weighty, as if she was bestowing a grave honor on him even though a… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Darla had been doing something by the fire. Now she returned and began stripping the blanket off me. I grabbed it before… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
![“With me, it was my liver that was out of order. […] I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among them being "a general disinclination to work of any kind." What I suffer in that way no tongue can tell. From my earliest infancy I have been a martyr to it. As a boy, the disease hardly…” quote by Jerome K. Jerome](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/c85/jerome-k-jerome-1155_failure_with-me-it-was-my-liver-that-was-out-of_2333378.jpg)
