“The choir always tittered and whispered all through service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The first show that my dad and my mom did together was for, was a comedy series, a short form that went… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
“Dr. Pervy-Pants Dr. Depravity Dr. Ain't-Puttin'-Out Dr. Bossy-as-Fuck Dr. Obsessive-Compulsive Dr. Kinkybones Dr. Deviant Dr. Oh-So-Proper-I-Iron-My-Jeans Dr. Lick-My-Boots Dr. Smug-as-Shit Dr. Love-Me-Love-My-Butt-Nozzle… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
“However, neither occasion quite matched the levels of hilarity that ensued on the day Mr Miller sat on the corner of his… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously.… — Stephanie Sigman Copy Share Image
“Always remember, there’s no such thing as luck, nothing happens by chance, and all is by divine intervention. You’re like a magnet,… — Diana Anderson Copy Share Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When I decided I wanted to be an actor in high school, I really went into improv. I took classes at The… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
“As I nodded and smiled and umm-hmm 'd and oh, my 'd my way down the drive, I wondered if boys had… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
“Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?… — Samuel Grant Oliphant Copy Share Image
People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped… — Michael Shurtleff Copy Share Image
“Her wish for a harmonious, organized world denied her the reckless possibilities of wrongdoing. Mayhem and destruction were too chaotic for her… — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“The fuck?” he said. “The fuck?” said Jess. “The fuck what?” “It's an American abbreviation,” said Martin. “ «The fuck?» means «What… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“If you set up your life so that the people you need you, that's ok. If you set up your life so… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“The Shrink always warned me that carriers stay wracked with lifelong guilt. It's not an uplifting thing having turned lovers into monsters.… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
“Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.” — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
T20 is generally the fun side of cricket. You've got to have a sense of humour. Some days you can turn up… — Ben Stokes Copy Share Image
“But he said to his wife, sitting next to him on the couch in the TV room, that rarely had he seen… — Mark Wallace Copy Share Image
I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person.… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“it will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“You’re getting ahead of yourself, Danika!” she said bracingly. “One thing at a time. Those home things can be wrong! Don’t panic… — Madelaine Montague Copy Share Image
“It wasn't like a date, she reasoned. Not like some weird double date with her and the brother of the dead guy… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I like the way that Dexter mixed humor, dark humor and tragedy, in a way I don't think that I've seen another… — Jane Espenson Copy Share Image
It was just really fun doing 'Step Brothers,' and then 'Party Down' came a year later. I was having so much fun.… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
“[With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want is ANY kind of laugh. You get… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
“It's all right," Jeanne was yelling. "Yeah, you heard me, it's all right! Delos isn't dangerous. Not to us, anyway. Come on,… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“[Eugenides] looked from Eddis to the window, where the visible sky was already dark. He looked back, his gaze a little sharper,… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“When I shoot, the ball bounces hard against the backboard, and flies wildly through the air, knocking the coach in the head.… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
“There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm no… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“It happens sometimes that you accidentally star in a little public performance of your very own comedy, tragedy, or melodrama. You’re running… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I guess its time you officially met the lost boys," I said to Daniel. "Lost boys? You mean like that old Kiefer… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job… — Matthew Hayden Copy Share Image
If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The Lampoon was definitely quite formative. You know there's a crazy like kind of network of comedy writers from The Lampoon that… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
![“Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped off the 59th Street Bridge.” quote by Michael Shurtleff](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/504/michael-shurtleff-19554_acting_humor-in-a-scene-is-not-jokes-it-is-that_611053.png)
![“[With comedy and wanting to make people laugh,] when you're a child, all you want is ANY kind of laugh. You get them to laugh, and great! - you've succeeded. And then it's "How FAST can I get them to laugh?" "How LONG can I get them to laugh?", "How HARD can I get them to laugh?". And then it…” quote by Jason Reitman](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/c06/jason-reitman-6741_children_with-comedy-and-wanting-to-make-people-l_192225.png)
![“[Eugenides] looked from Eddis to the window, where the visible sky was already dark. He looked back, his gaze a little sharper, and said, "You forgot me." Eddis shoved her hands into the pockets of her trousers.. "Don't lie," Eugenides said, pressing her. "You charged off in a haze of glory to…” quote by Megan Whalen Turner](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/997/megan-whalen-turner-1289_humor_eugenides-looked-from-eddis-to-the-windo_2446593.jpg)
