“The two sat quiet for a moment; Gabe unsure what to say to comfort his friend and Uri stewing in his own… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
Laughter is a way of really letting out all this pressure that you could face in your daily life in the suffering… — Hiam Abbass Copy Share Image
I've been trying to get into comedy for years. I had a meeting with one of the networks a couple years ago,… — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Edwin’s creations landed hit or miss on the board and one miss a year ago ended with us heaving overboard for a… — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“I sat with it, the porn still going, the load of hate now trickling down the side of my hip and I… — Eric Monsky Copy Share Image
“I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data… — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor, although… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
“The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I'm chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
“He pointed to a chair opposite him. “Sit.” Another sip. “I’m hiding from commitment.” “Who’s evil enough to name a girl that?”… — Isabelle Crusoe Copy Share Image
“polityka jest jak gnojówka: cokolwiek byś robił, to będziesz śmierdział, kiedy do niej wejdziesz, a najgorsze, co cię może spotkać, to, że… — Jacek Piekara Copy Share Image
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“I once heard a grouty northern invalid say that a coconut tree might be poetical, possibly it was; but it looked like… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Look at this fog. The damp gets right into your bones. It's doing my chest no good at all. I'll need a… — Christopher Fowler Copy Share Image
One day, I said to my father, 'I'm thinking of giving the comedy thing a try, what's your advice?' He goes, 'If… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to? Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“So he starts getting up and brings me along by my lips. Alright. Now we're being videotaped. His backs to the camera.… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is doing well right now because there's so many avenues to be seen. Whether it's through the Internet… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“Nothing more likely,"said Hannasyde. "I've got to try and rattle him." "It's him that'll do the rattling,"said the Sergeant darkly. "he's the… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I think you have to be careful about not hurting someone. The last thing I'd want to do is make a fool… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks.… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
“We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed that anyone is paying attention to anything that I do, you know what I mean? I feel like I'm… — Colin Hanks Copy Share Image
I don't just want to be a cute girl in a comedy or the actress who just does the same thing over… — Naturi Naughton Copy Share Image
“Amphora,” he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips,… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb… — Toby Speed Copy Share Image
Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I could have told, just looking at him, that that was the tone he would use asking a question. A tone that… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“For the love of the Six, don't call me that. Just Mare. Yes, like a horse. Stupid, I know, but I can't… — Audrey Coulthurst Copy Share Image
“Smack me if we ever get that awful.” “But I smack you so often,” she said, “how will you know that’s what… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“After playing Halo 2 for 3 hours, I went out and mowed down a Red Cross blood bank, raped anything with a… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I think Britain has this tradition which suggests that if you make the readers laugh too much, you can't really be serious.… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“The historian Meike Wöhlert has analyzed and compared the judgments rendered by courts responsible for malicious acts of treason in five cities.… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
“She stepped back and frowned at me. "Open it." " Me? " I felt sure she was picking on me because I… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“That relationship where you can feel great waking up next to the same face and brave through the same morning breath 'cause… — Hannah-Lee Hitchman Copy Share Image
