Drama can feel like therapy whereas comedy feels like there's been a pressure and a weight lifted off of you. You come… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My dad's really funny. The male sense of humor - like my grandfather's and such - is pretty bizarre. Basically my dad's… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
I think that a sense of humor of an actor comes through most of the time. Maybe some actors have less than… — Isabelle Huppert Copy Share Image
“But what would they have said to their Liaison? It’s like this, Meg. We didn’t like that Asia Crane, so we ate… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
“Wait.” Stefan’s voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each other, trembling. “What is your—your father—going to… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“We run for an hour and a half?" "Five miles." "Every morning?" "Every morning." "Even Saturdays and Sunday." "Yes, but you don't… — Christine Manzari Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a comedy. Umm, I don't know when that will happen - maybe when I'm, like, 80 or something.… — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
“Okay, okay, okay … go to your corners, boys. This is a nice Aubusson carpet you’re standing on. You get blood on… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she whispered, sending up a quick prayer for his continued recovery. “You’re welcome,” Marcus murmured. Honoria let out a little… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The thing that I'm known for - at least, depending on what Subreddit you go to - is being a comedian. And… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
“You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got… — Katie Price Copy Share Image
“Not that she’d have a choice in the matter, but it made her feel a little better to pretend she would. To… — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been… — Brooks Atkinson Copy Share Image
To be honest with you, since 'Ocean's 11,' 'The Hangover' has become a movie that defines Vegas. Anybody in Vegas will tell… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I loved that about her because I knew it would open the door for a lot of comedy, because I knew that… — Jenna Elfman Copy Share Image
“It's me," a deep voice rumbled. The hands released me and I turned. There stood Derek, all six foot of him. Maybe… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“"Repeat that?" "It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Didn't you know?" "Somehow I missed the memo." "You mean, 'Somehow I missed… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“ 'Aeric!' Grayson exclaimed, with genuine delight. 'You're not dead yet?' 'Not yet,' Aeric replied, looking pleased with his continued viability. 'But… — L.S. Baird Copy Share Image
Firstly, I am not a comedian. I have a sense of doing comedy but I am a character artist. If the character… — Ashok Saraf Copy Share Image
Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I grew up watching 'Ghostbusters.' I loved that movie before I knew it was a comedy! As a kid, I lived between… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
There's something outrageously funny about the bold-faced lying that's going on, in a general way. Just the blatant denial of facts, whether… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
“Jae Smith is Nightwatch and I have her! Ha! I know where she lives, where she hangs out, and her blood type!… — Amanda Lee Knauss Copy Share Image
I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“Guys won't admit it, but we're all obsessed with our biceps. I did three sets of ten reps, thirty-five pounds on each… — Carolyn Mackler Copy Share Image
“I change the channel to another movie. An old one, but new to me. And, ironically, a thin, gorgeous blonde—Meg Ryan, maybe—rides… — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
“think of it.' said Robert Rosenbluth, a doctor whose acquaintance i made at the start of this book. 'no engineer could design… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Honey, if the man is that dense, you can drag that cot he been sleepin' on into your room, nab his clothes,… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
“Probably the easiest way to explain [the situation] is to simply say that your proteins refuse to bend [to the zombie protein's… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight.… — Richard Roeper Copy Share Image
Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“We, Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of the Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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