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Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and… — Trishelle Cannatella Copy Share Image
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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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In life there are going to be some things that make it hard to smile. But whatever you do, through all the… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes, pink camo,” I murmur, gesturing my chin at her tank top and hoodie. “Because you never know when you’ll have… — Elisabeth Wheatley Copy Share Image
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
“Shigure: "Lemme guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how… — Patrice O'Neal Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“I asked "What do you even do with a chimera?" "What wouldn't you do with a chimera?" Jeff asked. "They're like the… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
Society is the picnic certain individuals leave early, the party they fail to enjoy, the musical comedy they find not worth the… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head.… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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“New Rule: Conspiracy theorists who are claiming that we didn't really kill Bin Laden must be reminded that they didn't think he… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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“By the end, she cleaned the house so much that she had dust in her eyes and her throat, her knees were… — Prerna Varma Copy Share Image
“I wish that, like you, I could have spent my life transported aloft, as it were, every day, in music. Instead, I've… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
When we graduated [ from Cambridge], we were grabbed right into television. I was grabbed straight into the practice of writing comedy.… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
“What is the stage? It's a place, baby, you know, where people play at being serious, a place where they act comedies.… — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
“I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed… — Duffy Brown Copy Share Image
Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Ingmar Bergman had a great sense of humor, and he had a very special, characteristic laugh that you always recognized - if… — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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“Four of us,' said Morwen. The cats yowled. 'Yes, I know, and of course you're coming, but you can't carry a bucket… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I love a good laugh as well, I think that's so important in life, which is probably why I've dabbled in comedy… — Paul Kane Copy Share Image
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“You're cute when you babble," he says to my total horror and disgust, because unlike the popular noughties rock band, cute is… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
I'd love to do more comedy. It'd just be nice to go into work and not be crying every day. Some broad… — Felicity Jones Copy Share Image
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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