I think a good comedian was probably bullied a little bit. Probably felt doughy and oblong and rhombus-shaped and strange and a… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
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The first thing I do in the editing room is the 'radio edit,' where you listen to the dialogue and don't even… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
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Non-comprehenders are often distressed. Not you, though-because with good humor you're blessed. After all, your thoughts went like this, I dare say:… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Books come at my call and return when I desire them; they are never out of humor and they answer all my… — Petrarch Copy Share Image
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Confident people, who understand comedy, improvise so much better than people who are scared. You can't be scared to improvise. You have… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
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Janet Mock's honest and sometimes searing journey is a rare and important look into la vida liminal, one that she manages to… — Raquel Cepeda Copy Share Image
I like comedy, but I like comedy as a device in drama. It's more interesting for me to use comedy to seduce… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
And writing comedy and it really taught me how to kind of like craft jokes, it sounds like weird but really focus… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
In the field of snobbery, Australia is an underdeveloped country; even a few British ex-colonies, regarded as under developed in all other… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I joined a campus competition, as I felt I could do comedy, and I won. Then I started doing standup gigs in… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“...I could feel her burrowing into my heart. I didn't know if the burrowing was like a kitten cuddling up to its… — Jason Porter Copy Share Image
“Catholic gossip and folklore, as one might term it, contributed to this demonizing legend around the conflict with the Protestants. At Geila… — Euan Cameron Copy Share Image
“You can go back to blacksmithing in Hintindar and live a quiet happy life. Do me a favor and marry some pretty… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
“I’m married, honey. My social life consists of work, church, taxiing the kids around and trying to schedule sex with my husband… — Marilyn Pappano Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Although, fanciful 's origin circa 1627 made me still love the word, even if I'd ruined its applicability to my connection with… — Rachel Cohn & David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Futures can and do change, something as simple as you're supposed to turn right down a street one day... In your bones… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Logan: I don't care who you are or what you've done. Just tell me why you want to leave. Are you in… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“What do you want?" Jake asked. "Nothing. Can't I sit down for a chat with someone I once shared an egg with?"… — Kat Attalla Copy Share Image
“My feeling toward Republicans is like my feeling about sharks: of course they're stupid and vicious. It's in their nature to be… — Tim Kreider Copy Share Image
I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy… — John Boyne Copy Share Image
“Sunshine, I... Starla's voice broke off as she entered the room and caught sight of him standing naked in the corner. She… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think we need leadership that can gently and with affection remind us of what we Americans mostly agree upon: civility, kindness,… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Some designers retain a sense of humour about what they do, but others are deathly serious and have no life outside of… — Helena Christensen Copy Share Image
“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“One lone butterfly flapped his wings somewhere in the vicinity of my spleen. He was probably a scout. No doubt six million… — John Inman Copy Share Image
“Vaughn folded his arms. ‘The reason why you’ve lasted longer than most of your erstwhile colleagues is because you don’t do drama.… — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
I'd always used humour as a weapon, as a protection. But being able to make people laugh is a way of not… — Michelle Gomez Copy Share Image
For a lot of comics who aren't as silly or physical but more intellectual, we get looked at as 'alt comics.' No,… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
“Some people’s routines are so consistent, their shits are the same. Dammit, if you’ve been pooping the same smooth shits for a… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“ Are you in any way qualified? Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it.… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Other cars on the highway driven by believers will suddenly be out of control and stark pandemonium will occur on... every highway… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“I came here thinking I was going to win this war and come on home in no time at all. Now I… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
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