In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“She drowned all of the catnip mice in Nike's water bowl and I had to take them away after he began drinking… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“People don't talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a watercolor left in the rain. To understand what anyone… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“I have a dark sense of humor,' Fanny explained. 'What's that supposed to mean?' asked Honor. 'It means I'm funny once you… — Allegra Goodman Copy Share Image
My relationship with my wife is fraught with all of the problems that any couples face, but there is a sense of… — Joe Swanberg Copy Share Image
“Esmeralda?” Scarlett turned to the witch next. “Don’t you want to do magic, again?” “Of course I do! It’s the only thing… — Cassandra Gannon Copy Share Image
“Apropos of Eskimo, I once heard a missionary describe the extraordinary difficulty he had found in translating the Bible into Eskimo. It… — Frederick Hamilton Copy Share Image
“. Despite the considerable horror they had felt when the SA men were bellowing crude anti-Semitic slogans, in retrospect the joke-tellers were… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
It's the idea that we as people can control our own destinies. The government and the corporations, more even than the government,… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things… — Heather McDonald Copy Share Image
“So what's the plan?” Ben asked. “Go inside. Look around. Improvise.” “Brilliant." Hi stroked his chin. “Quick question: Is having no plan… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
So much comedy comes out of an earnest, deeply rooted need for one thing or another, trying to get it and caring… — Jeremy Sisto Copy Share Image
Once I found out there were places that people went to congregate and that there were schools to practice the craft of… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“Where do rumors come from, Sir Kofa?" i was truly curious to know the answer. "Where don't they come from? I suppose… — Max Frei Copy Share Image
In order to avoid sentimentality and to be able to write the screenplay with the kind of humor and irony necessary to… — Hirokazu Koreeda Copy Share Image
I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I… — Brandy Norwood Copy Share Image
I am kinder to my body. I don't try to prove anything to myself or others. I keep thinking about the need… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes as the elevator door opened. 'I was thinking more along the lines of Tick and Tock. You know… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“If he sees you in this apartment he will seriously murder you and then break up with me. And I really, really… — Trevion Burns Copy Share Image
“See something you like?" Miller tensed, going tight as a guitar string. "No, but God...Have you ever seen a dick that big… — Amanda Young Copy Share Image
“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right… — Rachel Hill Copy Share Image
“But let me just say that talking dirty is so important in sex. And it’s pretty easy. To wit: establish from the… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Comics know that they do best. They might not be best to rewrite to another person's comedy, but they know what is… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it… — Kyle Chandler Copy Share Image
“ Peter! Were you looking for a horse-shoe?" "No; I was expecting the horse, but the shoe is a piece of pure,… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'll tell you one thing... no doubt about it, my favorite kind of comedy is talking head comedy. I mean, if it… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“ I’m hungry as a church mouse, Hope. Do you have anything to eat? Hope looked down at His Whiskery Lordship swishing… — Lyn Key Copy Share Image
“We have to be rid of all paradigms, I mean all, and go to that place where all paradigms dissolve. That’s what… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“A diamond may be forever, but terrorism, promiscuously funded, will be too. Let's make the connection clearly by tracing the path of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“From what I see, there are only two types of pack members--the hierarchy who are power hungry and the peons who are… — Roxanne Smolen Copy Share Image
I don't find the same things funny that many other people seem to find funny. I don't really respond to sex jokes… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
“And the minibar in my hotel room was mysteriously emptied." "By arcane forces beyond the understanding of normal human beings?" asked Myfanwy… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“His relationship with his wife was one of the strangest: they talked till late at night; Bull liked to hold the floor,… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“He rarely saw a doorway without advancing through it as if he owned it. Since he owned a good many doorways, he… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
“But Herod had already murdered at least two of his sons as though they were enemies. Caesar had made a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
