“Chaos was spreading through the scene like germs at a preschool.” — Robert Kroese Chaos Copy Share Image
“The big questions don't matter if you get all the little ones wrong.” — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
“It was never a good thing when a bad guy started quoting Nietzsche.” — Robert Kroese Bad guy Copy Share Image
“She tried to kill us, Keane." "You can't take attempted murder personally in this business, Fowler.” — Robert Kroese Business Copy Share Image
“There is, of course, a lot of disagreement on Earth about whether demons actually exist, what they want, and how much of… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
“Boric’s birth was unremarkable, being only the first of many experiences involving a vagina, lots of friction and grunting, and the copious… — Robert Kroese Birth Copy Share Image
“The universe is just as absurd for a snail as it is for a human being; the difference is that the snail… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
“...And I can't promise anything, you understand, but there's always a chance he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I… — Robert Kroese Boss Copy Share Image
“Dead kings were honored in the Six Kingdoms only insofar as they had the good sense to stop walking around above ground.” — Robert Kroese King Copy Share Image
“He had intended his address to be somewhat more comprehensive than this but was forced to cut it short, having been stabbed… — Robert Kroese Funny Copy Share Image
“We had become a country that valued security over freedom, power over justice, and war over peace. I wanted” — Robert Kroese Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“...but there's always he'll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean." "Wow that would be terrific," I said” — Robert Kroese Boss Copy Share Image
“That’s the problem with engineers: when they can’t get something working, they always blame the previous group of engineers, and you never… — Robert Kroese Engineering Copy Share Image
“Boric, feeling dizzy and light-headed, shambled toward Randor’s corpse, which was still making an impressive effort to pump blood to Randor’s head.… — Robert Kroese Circulatory system Copy Share Image
“The Christians had then struck back with a decal of a larger fish, labeled “TRUTH,” eating the Darwin fish, which distilled Christianity… — Robert Kroese Christianity Copy Share Image
“These days she tended to think of herself as a Heisenbergian Christian: she believed in the broad outlines of Christianity, but she… — Robert Kroese Christianity Copy Share Image
“You'd think that Modern Science would have found a cure for the common hangover by now, but evidently Modern Science has been… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
“Declaring war on Skaal increased patriotism among the people, made them forget about all their other problems, killed off some of the… — Robert Kroese Patriotism Copy Share Image
“No actual productive work is done in the Courts of the Most High, but the staff of the Courts have the proud… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
“The crowd was getting hysterical, so I reached into my back pocket and flippe open my wallet to reveal my badge. "Official… — Robert Kroese Authority Copy Share Image
“Human beings have evolved to be extremely good at identifying other individual humans. The race's survival depends on it. A guard lets… — Robert Kroese Copy Share Image
