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I know how to play comedy when it's needed. So even when it's really not there, my facial expressions are really great.… — LisaRaye McCoy-Misick Copy Share Image
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When I first started working in... television, for instance, I didn't know that people who write for television generally choose one: either… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
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When you're not involved, other people's unhappiness seems to be about the funniest damn thing on earth because you think you can… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
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People ask whether I put the politics first, journalism first or the comedy first; it doesn't really matter. I'm just playing with… — Mark Thomas Copy Share Image
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People expect comedy from me but I am not just a stand-up comedian anymore. I act on stage, host 'Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa'… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
I will say you could always look at 'Looney Tunes' and learn about writing. I think you can learn a lot about… — Jim Rash Copy Share Image
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There is a strange sort of reasoning in Hollywood that musicals are less worthy of Academy consideration than dramas. It's a form… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
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The glance embroiders in joy, knits in pain, and sews in boredom. When indifferent, the eye takes stills, when interested, movies. Laughter… — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
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He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family,… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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