I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Comedy, if it didn't save my life, certainly gave me a very different life. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humor. I'm confident, passionate and honest. I'm a people person. — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
“Payback takes many forms but from the business-end of a Christmas turkey isn’t a form I would’ve bet on...” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience. — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
“he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it’s only some bugger with a torch bringing… — David Brent Copy Share Image
Phunny Business is a breezy, vivid, funny, star-studded and delightful valentine to comedy, entrepreneurship and the All-American impulse to make something out… — Nathan Rabin Copy Share Image
We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when… — David Cross Copy Share Image
What Taika [Watiti] still bring to it [Hunt for the Wilderpeople], it really sums up what life is like in New Zealand,… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
“Thanks so much," Daisy said as graciously as she could to the gift of edible underwear from her fiancé's grandmother. She was… — Kylie Gilmore Copy Share Image
For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine was right - it's also the glue that holds friendships together. To laugh together at… — Ellen Jacob Copy Share Image
“The usual consolations of life, friendship and sex included, appealed to Newton hardly at all. Art, literature, and music had scarcely more… — Edward Dolnick Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of PlayStation 4. I like watching movies, TV shows, comedy specials, and listening to comedy albums and music.… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“That really pissed me off, because I am worth it, goddamn it!” “I know you—” “Still talking here!” — Robin L. Rotham Copy Share Image
“Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Children have an easier ability to tap into the surreal than adults do, in a funny kind of way. — Julie Taymor Copy Share Image
“It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Comedy is in your pocket. Pull out your phone and you have access to some amazing comedians. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, the saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass… — Jean Legrand Copy Share Image
“Single guys can easily simulate some of the joys of marriage simply by installing one of those GPS devices that use a… — Barry Parham Copy Share Image
“Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
“We´re going to be eaten! I don´t WANT to be eaten! I´m only twenty-three minutes old!", screamed the Creature (...)” — Guy Bass Copy Share Image
“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.” — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
When love feels like magic, it's called destiny. When destiny has a sense of humor, it's called serendipity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but the lost diadem," said Michael Corner, rolling his eyes, "is lost , Luna. That's sort of the point.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Are you taking me off to the woods where no one will see when you kill me?" Becky asked.” — Kim Law Copy Share Image
“His only mistake was not realizing there was a second car. There’s always a second car. Except when there’s not.” — Brian Evenson Copy Share Image
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed oftwo great qualitiesa sense of humor and a sense of proportion. — Franklin D Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Comedy is commitment and playing a character and falling into the role, and I've been doing that since I was 19 years old. — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
“By noon that day I was painfully aware of how many people needed the services of an entomologist/proctologist. AArdvarks” — Ken Montrose Copy Share Image
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make… — Dora J. Arod Copy Share Image
![“What Taika [Watiti] still bring to it [Hunt for the Wilderpeople], it really sums up what life is like in New Zealand, or what our sensibilities, our sense of humor, how we come together, how easy it would be, feels like. You know, we have a small population and so you know the bizarreness of the…” quote by Rhys Darby](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/078/rhys-darby-12111_army_what-taika-watiti-still-bring-to-it-hunt_2543495.jpg)
