Humor Quotes · Page 546

I think humor is like a shield that lets you get as close to the sad sad flame as possible - far…

— Alissa Nutting

I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different.

— Bernie Mac

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful…

— Mitch Hedberg

Comedy is very tough to do, it never gets the awards but it's the toughest task.

— Jitendra Kumar

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.

— Gilda Radner

“Though we say, Love is something that knows no boundary and needs no agreement but Money can do everything…”

— Ranu Das

“The most acrobatic thing that goes on here is a synchronized hair flip.”

— Louise Rozett

I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable.

— Malin Akerman

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real…

— Chelsea Peretti

“Consider this argument another wedge served from the malodorous pie known as "My way is Right," the dessert of choice for politicians,…

— Jeff Deck

“Max rocked back on his heels, shoving his hands into his pockets, and said, 'So. Juliet Cavanaugh. I assume my parents have…

— Louisa Edwards

I always feel like you don't do comedy for the special - you do the specials so you can do comedy. That's…

— Michael Che

I've always thought that comedy was just another dramatic expression. I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather…

— Harold Ramis

My passion lies in amazing, complex characters and really well-written stuff - not to say I wouldn't want to do a comedy…

— Michael Cudlitz

“Cost to clean deeply soiled rugs: $200. Cost to replace shiny, black, stack-heeled, pilgrim-toed boots: $185. Cost to fix every single delicious…

— Jen Lancaster

“He was outfitted for the occasion with his broadsword, long knife, several throwing knives tucked in his boots, the dragon pistol, and…

— Margaret Weis

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor…

— Paula Poundstone

“When you're dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future.”

— Mimi Strong

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

— Julian Huxley

“Liebenthal's camping, and he's got more dakka than you. You're fucked if you go in together." --Claire Ashecroft”

— Matthew Graybosch

“You know, when you look into the Guru's eyes you're just seeing yourself. If you see the Guru, then you're missing the…

— Art Hochberg

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!

— Henny Youngman

Misery is the stuff of comedy, if one can just live long enough to get over it.

— Charles Platt

“Have a smile on your face for everyone you meet, and a plan to kill them.”

— Brad Thor

It's really hard to be all serious in the tango and not break into laughter.

— Laurie Hernandez

“More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.”

— Donald Gorman

“In this section you will learn how to use the tools the way that I think you will choose to use them…

— Alan John Richardson

“The Egyptians enjoyed a great variety of diseases, though they had to die of them without knowing their Greek names.”

— Will Durant

I like horror; I like comedy; I like drama; I like action; I like female heroes.

— Joss Whedon

“All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew.”

— Stephen Colbert

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

— Demetri Martin

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious…

— Judd Apatow

“In fact, some people use humour so habitually that it is hard for them to remain serious for any length of time.”

— Margaret Hough

I am convinced that tough villains help make a comedy sparkle because they provide a contrast to the funny guys.

— Jay Chandrasekhar

“They said her duck recipe and the Chinese music were so dramatic everything else sounded anemic.”

— Frank McCourt

Technology can't eliminate the need for people going to want to go out and see theater and standup comedy.

— Tom Green

In Tantric Zen you can be humorous and make fun of anything or you can be very serious.

— Frederick Lenz

In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are…

— Tim Crouch

I don't know what the next acting job will be. I would love to do a comedy.

— Rebecca Mader

Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

— Anonymous