He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor. — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Not often is there as much of a vulnerable side as there is a funny side. — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else. — Elizabeth Lesser Copy Share Image
“Did you get notes for me?" "No", Ronan replied,"I thought you were dead in a ditch.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Što je našao u tebi, pitala me moja majka? Što si našao u meni? Ne seri.” — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
“Sloane wasn't interested. As a police officer he was concerned with crime, not punishment.” — Catherine Aird Copy Share Image
“You already alone. If you want more alone, I can knock you into the middle of next week, and leave you there.” — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
For me, 'Jewishness' manifests within my humor, slang, cynicism, culinary tastes, and the spirit of generosity ingrained in me. — Zoe Buckman Copy Share Image
People say the comedy is so shocking, but if you read newspapers or look around generally - I mean, obviously I'm not… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
“I nodded, disappointed, but then I got an idea. "Hey, Grover. You want a magic item?" His eyes lit up. "Me?" Pretty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
“With the development of the printing press, not only could text be mass-produced quickly, it could also be mass-produced quickly and incorrectly.” — The Bureau Chiefs Copy Share Image
“Wyoming, to Annie, was represented by a blank, bleak space in her imagination. It was a place she could hide. The worst… — Kevin Wilson Copy Share Image
“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gummi Bears was actually an adventure comedy. It was great fun, it had this terrific backstory, a show created by Jymn Magon.… — Greg Weisman Copy Share Image
“JESTEŚ KWIATUSZKIEM? JESTEŚ! ALE NIE BYLE JAKIM KWIATUSZKIEM! JESTEŚ SUKULENTEM! MASZ SKRAJNE WARUNKI POGODOWE GLĘBOKO! GŁEBOKO W TKANCE WODNEJ!!!! DAJESZ KWIATUSZKU, DAJESZ,… — Marta Kisiel Copy Share Image
“His conscience smote him. As smitings go, it wasn't much, his conscience being in poor fighting condition.” — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Colby better not bring me home Bambi, or I just might want to divorce him” — Jody Morse Copy Share Image
I'm a comic and I'm having way too much fun with the comedy. I do the music for myself. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I was called for 'The Great Indian Laughter Challenge,' but I turned it down because I wasn't sure of its quality. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
I think in order to understand what works dramatically, you have to have a sense of humor. — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! — Debbie Gibson Copy Share Image
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
If you have no tragedy, you have no comedy. Crying and laughing are the same emotion. If you laugh too hard, you… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
“It's common knowledge that shiny rocks are preferred among human females.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
Friends don't let friends be Packers Fans... EVER! (I don't care how much paint your mother huffed during her pregnancy!) — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You don't expect to be touched by comedy. But when it happens, it's beautiful. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. — Lars von Trier Copy Share Image
“The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.” — R.M. ArceJaeger Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so… — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I always wanted to go that way, but I felt so passionate about drama. — Annabelle Wallis Copy Share Image
“You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
A newspaper is ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What women want is still what it's always been: either you or, more likely, not you.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
