“Of course I’m biased, what else could I be? Bias makes the world go round, sometimes a little too fast.” — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
“If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds,… — Philippe Riès Copy Share Image
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“That's perfect, isn't it? I'm sex and money; you're dead bodies. What a team we are ." "Best to stick with our strengths.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I think the premises of my comedy are Cosby-esque, but I don't come out with a sweater. I come out with a… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“How did you know about my candy stash?” Vincent innocently shrugged. “I needed tape and stumbled across your Willy Wonka drawer” — Victoria Michaels Copy Share Image
I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Mel [Gibson] could stage physical comedy and put the camera in such a way... I mean, we did some really funny stuff,… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
“When I asked my shrink if I was a control freak, he finished saying “Absolutely” before I finished saying “freak.” I told… — Erika Krouse Copy Share Image
'Newton' is a black comedy, a social satire. Amit Masurkar is directing the movie, and Drishyam films is producing. Rajkummar Rao is… — Pankaj Tripathi Copy Share Image
“This had occurred due to these latter two persons deciding to marry one another and leave the profession. I have always found… — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humors and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Definition of lecture: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through… — RuPaul Copy Share Image
In America now every romantic comedy is interpreted politically. I can remember when I was promoting Black Hawk Down we were all… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
What I love about comedy is that we're this group of weirdos, and the only language that matters is, 'Are you funny?'… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here” — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
“Get out of your mind and become crazy about your future in a creative way!” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Please stop,” I said politely—he was that big. One should always mind one’s manners around big things.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Expose human ties for what they really are and you are most likely to find the worst forms of betrayal staring back… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
In the comedies I've been lucky enough to be a part of a world like Judd Apatow's, where I believe comedy comes… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500." From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone” — Ginny McMath Copy Share Image
“The news coverage was as controlled and accurate as a fire hose wielded by a preschooler.” — Jem Fox Copy Share Image
I am okay with most kinds of humour but I don't like jokes that reek of racism and gender bias. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration. — Robert Moses Copy Share Image
“How Low am I, thou painted Maypole? Speak: How Low am I? I am not yet so Low But that my Nails… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“Her heart slipped out of its life jacket and paddled toward the deep end of stupid, where the water was way over… — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective. — David Cross Copy Share Image
“I've heard myself say that I'm quite charming and not at all a bad sort of fellow, so you can be absolutely… — Nicole Sager Copy Share Image
“Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“We still need to give our best to life even if we do not understand the purpose of our existence on earth.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“You bring any cannoli?' Mickey whispered, trying to downplay his worry with humor. 'No, but I’m keeping my gun no matter what… — Genevieve Dewey Copy Share Image
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