From comedy, mythology, and drama to reality show, I have never stopped myself from taking risks. — Rubina Dilaik Copy Share Image
The people who talk the most shit about you, also pays you the most attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?” — Hector Himeros Copy Share Image
“Miss Allison realised with a slight sinking of the heart that she was to be made the recipient of confidences.” — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
In high school, I didn't know what comedy was, but I was involved in speech and debate and public speaking. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“I, for one, am a CNN junkie. I’m convinced it stands for Chris Needs News.” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Perhaps when I was a child. Then my brain fully developed and I started thinking about the logic. The Christian life is… — J.C. Wickhart Copy Share Image
The problem is that I work in more than one genre. It's impossible for me to aim for a single one because,… — Pedro Almodovar Copy Share Image
“Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The troops and their ladies had first drunk champagne. There were also remains of sandwiches, and I stepped on one, which I… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You know, when the list of people who have a really good reason to want you dead covers more than two sheets… — Rebecca Wolf-Nail Copy Share Image
“I knew what Charley would do. He would spend the evening drinking himself into the mindset of a cinder block. If they… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
“Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?' 'I… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The day it went live on Kindle, 33 people visited my web site. I wish they'd all bought the book.” — Marilynn Larew Copy Share Image
“Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
I've been performing stand-up comedy for ten years, it's what I love and will always do. — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“I know you know, and you know that I know that you know. It spirals on from there, so let's just assume… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise. — Felix Harneis Copy Share Image
There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy. — Skylar Astin Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. — Jon Pardi Copy Share Image
I think the main thing about comedy and humor is that it's impossible and always was impossible to define. — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
Focus on your work. Be the best you that you can be. Develop a thick skin and let things roll off your… — Megan Alexander Copy Share Image
“Steve was normal and friendly but Nicole was singing and dancing to her own songs, and I found that a bit crazy… — Cheryl Cole Copy Share Image
“The past can't be changed," she said. "The future can't be predicted. All we really have is the present. So none of… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.” — John Swartzwelder Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wait a minute, hold on... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain ? ” — Caroline Goode Copy Share Image
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
“Being dead is highly overrated. It’s no fun at all." -- Mythe: A Fairy Tale” — P.J. Gordon Copy Share Image
“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before… — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Her smile, though, no, it was her laugh, a dusky, deep cascading laughter that caught the joy, implied and mocked the sorrow… — Lucia Berlin Copy Share Image
It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Crew up, Nailer!" Lucky Girl shouted. "You think I'm going to pull your ass up here like a damn swank?” — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
“All fiction is better with explosions," said Jared. "Basic fact of life.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
