It's very difficult to make comedy work; I think it's a very underrated genre. — Andrew Scott Copy Share Image
“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Isn't it a pity we can't have two husbands? One to look at and one to talk to.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad! (the story girl)” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor to a man is like a feather pillow.It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort. — Irish Proverb Copy Share Image
Comedy is a downward slicing sword sometimes, looking down and laughing at people. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
When I watch a comedy that's just hitting you over the head with jokes constantly, some really hit, but if they miss,… — David Walton Copy Share Image
“Listen carefully Usopp. For Nami's sake you can be sacrificed if necessary.” — Sanji Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my… — Georgia Saratsioti Copy Share Image
Being typed is not important. For a while vou are typed as one thing. You get out of that. Then you are… — Peter Lorre Copy Share Image
I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Smite me? You think you can smite me? Do you even know what that means? I shrugged. "What do you think it… — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“But... it's a nice day today, the birds is singing, there's stuff like... kittens and stuff, and the sun is shining off… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You can tell this lady to bite me,though," Darrak added. "And she can take that holier-than-thou attitude of hers and shove it… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“Three’s a crowd, babe,” he responded. Warren leaned his mouth close to the microphone. “I heard that. You’re not allowed to call… — Elicia Hyder Copy Share Image
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
“I used to think that fifteen would be nearly grown up," said her sister Naomi, "until you started being it” — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.” — Dani Harper Copy Share Image
“I heard you showed some backbone. I decided to visit in the vain hope that you might be turning interesting.” — Kimberly Frost Copy Share Image
LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“...to say that he is unlike Fanny is enough. It implies everything amiable. I love him already.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.” — Christoph Fischer Copy Share Image
I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not. — Christine Baranski Copy Share Image
“Who's my date" the Colonel asked. *You're girlfriend is your date" "All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, I wondered if I might speed up his words by grabbing his wrists and finishing his gestures for him.” — Erik Bundy Copy Share Image
“Sound filled the room, a crystal melody that could lift any human heart and turn away any devil. It was "Here I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life keeps changing without giving a damn about our personal feelings.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“They pronounced my name wrong. There is a difference between Ruse and Rusé. I’m not a trick, I’m a crafty one. I… — Zechariah Barrett Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Erroll Garner is one of the few musicians I believe has a sense of humor in his music. — Henry Mancini Copy Share Image
“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“I could imagine being his mom and loving him a lot, if that makes sense.” — B.J. Novak Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I look at him and I want to get on my best heels. Sometimes I look at him and I want… — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
“If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
