What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears? — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Storming was one of her main modes of transportation." In reference to teenager Heather in "Carry The One” — Carol Anshaw Copy Share Image
Yeah, my boyfriend does this REAAAALLYY cute thing..where he doesn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
“Beware of anyone who says, “I love you” without hesitation; they’ve had a lot of practice saying it.” — Benjamin DeHaven Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fifteen years before I became a screen actor, I was in the theatre. A lot of my work was comedy, which I… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
“Ethan: "You think I'm a hero?" Beth: "Yes." Ethan: "But lousy husband material?" Like that really mattered to him. Beth: "Don't sweat… — Lucy Monroe Copy Share Image
People who get implants, it's so depressing, you know... People - I don't know. The route of that, you know, maybe they… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“At the Slavemarket: “How is her disposition?” “Meek as meek can be; we tried training her in the care of sheep, but… — August Renfelt Copy Share Image
The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have… — Ilana Glazer Copy Share Image
I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“Kelley. Your name is Kelley, isn't it?" He didn't wait for her confirmation. "Yes. Well. Tell me...that bit just now...was that from… — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
“She lifted her chin up and forced her forehead to relax. "I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some… — Rowell Rainbow Copy Share Image
The ideas that you find funny and the things that you are offering to an audience are tied up with who you… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Man is the only creature endowed with the power of laughter; is he not also the only one that deserves to be… — Fulke Greville, 1st Baron Brooke Copy Share Image
“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It is not necessary to have a good sense of humour personally to do comedy well. — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
“I chuckled. Her and that damn Air affinity. She breezed right past my normal defenses.” — L. R. W. Lee Copy Share Image
I'd like to try comedy, at some point, but no one ever hires me for comedy, ever. — Paula Malcomson Copy Share Image
“Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius oh i do,I'm just so pissed i… — D.D. Barant Copy Share Image
“As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.” — M. Beth Bloom Copy Share Image
“A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Where's a stray bullet from a random drive-by shooting when you need one?” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Did you do your makeup this morning, or did you just get gangbanged by Crayola? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smiles, like humor, are the most serious and complex forms of communication used by human beings. — Gayle Pemberton Copy Share Image
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
People think that my favorite roles to do are villains, but I find comedy to be the most challenging and rewarding. — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter. — Arturo Toscanini Copy Share Image
For me, laughter is such a huge part of a relationship. My wife has a great sense of humor. What I like… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
You must be accommodating with your teacher. You must have a sense of humor about your teacher and the impossible things they… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Its funny how I bleed for u every day its funny how I remember everything we have done together its funny how… — Gabrielle Metzger Copy Share Image
Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator. — Heather Morris Copy Share Image
