Humor Quotes · Page 428

I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects.

— Guillermo Diaz

“Nick: How? Are you a vampire or something? What made you immortal? Acheron: Real good DNA.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with…

— Anonymous

“At the end of the day; what really matters, is the love we sowed... Remember: true love will always find its way…

— Glory Shalom

Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.

— Anne Lamott

“But then it was over too quickly and they pulled away. She knew they couldn't stand there and kiss like a couple…

— Joss Ware

“I have been quiet today because fear in my heart has been fighting with frustration in my brain, leaving little energy for…

— Camron Wright

I'd love to do comedy. And I think I have pretty good sense of comic timing, so I'd really like to try…

— Emily Perkins

I'd been doing comedy up that point and hadn't really done a lot of drama, and then all of a sudden he…

— Julie Benz

Mmmm, its funny that I miss your face its funny time hasn't took your place its funny cause I can't say why…

— Justice Garcia

“You know, just sit in the corner and glare at him the whole time. See if he crumbles.” “I’ve seen your hard-ass…

— Julie James

“Chic, is first, when you don't have to prove you have money, either because you have a lot and it doesn't matter…

— Luca Turin

“GUYS! Would you give it a rest?" Kevin shouted at them, "You're standing there feeding off each other! Dad – you're trying…

— Failte

I've seen so many excellent actors - excellent actors - who, the minute they're told they're in a comedy, turn into God…

— Bea Arthur

“Go on Louis, jump up,” I’d say every day for the first three months. From the vacant look on his face, I…

— Cee Tee Jackson

I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery.…

— Rachel Bloom

I like doing the comedic episodes because it's refreshing. I enjoy doing comedic things and physical comedy. It's fun.

— Emily Deschanel

I don't care what genre is offered to me... be it comedy or not. For me, it can be anything as long…

— Sunny Singh

My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.

— Henry Louis Gates

So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.

— Theodore Roosevelt

“There are levels of humor. The level above mine is invisible and inaudible.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn't have anything better to do.”

— Bill Adler

I enjoy making people laugh, but what I find funny and put online, others might misconstrue and find jerkish.

— Josh Rosen

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

— Jerry Coleman

“Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile away…

— Emo Philips

It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit.

— Limmy

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on…

— Woody Allen

“Having the rug pulled from under one, and flying magic carpets -- cousin events?”

— Leslie Miklosy

When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards,…

— Alex Low

I like dark humor. I think the world is very funny and tragic, and my photographs are basically dark Jewish humor.

— William Klein

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the…

— Robert Mankoff

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

— Kristen Schaal

I was always worried with comedy - what if I came to work and I wasn't in a funny mood? That hasn't…

— Jeremy Sisto

“Can you believe we still around?after so many hit the ground and we ain't gon' stop now until we get that wisdom”

— knight mayor

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

— Jim Gaffigan

“I wanna have a full cart of groceries, and I wanna say to the guy in front of me with only two…

— Gregor Collins

The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.

— E. B. White

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

— Mike Birbiglia

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

“Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn't understand. The giant just laughed. "You speak Shu like a tourist," he said.”

— Leigh Bardugo