One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He's a cocky SOB. He knew the Nick Adams Stories. Probably a frustrated English major who graduated from college qualified to drive… — Peter Heller Copy Share Image
“He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)” — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I loved 'Penny Spubbs' and 'We Are Klang,' maybe because I watched them before I started comedy so it was a purer… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
“Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I work in comedy, journalism, media, and technology, many of which don't have a lot of black faces in visible positions. I… — Baratunde Thurston Copy Share Image
I don't have that kind of Southern experience, of the fire-and-brimstone preacher type of thing. Certainly not in my comedy. I come… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the first time he’d run for his life. And it most likely would not be the last. In the past… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Do you, Damon Chroi, sovereign of the Goblin Kingdom, take this woman, Diana Piper, to be your queen and wife, to have… — Heather Killough-Walden Copy Share Image
The thing I liked most about 'Lois & Clark,' we were a fun show. Some of the later 'Superman' stuff is so… — Dean Cain Copy Share Image
“Wildcat fights for den or prey; Watch for tracks and stay away. Bollusk trample, charge, and kick; Climb a sturdy tree or… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of… — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
Rather than writing about my experiences with other people, 'Ugly Cherries' is the first song I've ever written about myself. It's a… — Ben Hopkins Copy Share Image
“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean… — Michelle Dalton Copy Share Image
“Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“I'm Reginald Clark, I'm afraid of the dark So please do not close this book on me.” — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“I think we got some work done, back at the start, because nobody knew us, nobody bothered us - and we had… — Robert Edsel Copy Share Image
Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I think comedy and music are both things that we need as human beings. I think that both art forms can touch… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
Keenser is a smart alien. I try to bring a little bit of comedy into it, but he's a great thinker. — Deep Roy Copy Share Image
I'd like to do an action film, a full-on comedy film, family dramas and a soulful romantic film. — Vaani Kapoor Copy Share Image
In the world of comedy, there's this: "If it's going badly, get off. If it's going well, get off". You can't argue… — Al Murray Copy Share Image
“There is a rule in Hell: Don’t trust anyone who takes time out of their day to help you.” — Heather Heffner Copy Share Image
The secret of comedy is enjoying it. If you're not laughing, it's not going to be funny. — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
“If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.” — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of… — Moby Copy Share Image
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I want my life to be about LIVING, not leaving --which is why I'm LEAVING nothing behind.” — Shelley K Wall Copy Share Image
“Dad" I pleaded, "this is so [cuss word you never, ever say in front of your mother] ridiculous.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont hide the fun inside you , dont speak the false inside you , just get ready and let everyone fallow you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!” — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Smiles and laughter are contagious; feel free to spread these viruses.” — Tapan Ghosh Copy Share Image
Its true that laughter really is cheap medicine. Its a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All Rise' isn't your typical legal procedural, nor is it a straight comedy either. — Simone Missick Copy Share Image
What's funny is funny. It doesn't matter what expense it's at. There are people who don't like that and I understand. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image