Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. — Mark Van Doren Copy Share Image
My definitions of comedy, drama, and straight man are all blurry for me. I don't think of it in those terms. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Inject laughter into tense situations to save the day; laughter calms tempers and soothes jangled nerves. — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
“What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I have to have people around who are of a certain strain of humour. I can't deal with people who have no… — Jeff Beck Copy Share Image
I absolutely love doing comedy, however, of course as an actor, I would love the opportunity to do more dramatic roles. — David Faustino Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind. — Hamilton Wright Mabie Copy Share Image
“Uh… not sure buying the entire store for that boy is good, Chace. If he’s living on the street, the rest of… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Tibbie’s humor had often saved the day in the past, but this time it wasn’t going to work. Brianna was far too… — Ross Rosenfeld Copy Share Image
“People were so scared of telling the truth because the truth was chaotic and complicated and decidedly uncool, but uncool was the… — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they… — Martin Sheen Copy Share Image
“Miranda was nineteen. Her experience with men consisted of Winston and himself. Both of whom had heretofore been brotherly figures. The poor… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Wait. . are they really going to—” “Head butt each other until one passes out or dies of blood on the brain?… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“In his time the Pirate Captain had made a number of dramatic entrances of his own – not always intentional it had… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Human beings are unable to be about the serious business of living and building societies if they feel compelled to always clown… — Na'im Akbar Copy Share Image
I'm more focused or try to be more focused on my acting and writing and comedy and let the other stuff fall… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money…and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“Where are we going? I don't know yet. Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“He who understands philosophy understands laughter. That mysterious Word at the beginning, mentioned in the Bible, is a divine guffaw.” — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!” — Jayce O'Neal Copy Share Image
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny. — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Kim są ci ludzie?- powtarza Herc Szemec. - To żydki. Żydki, które coś knują. Wiem, że to tautologia.” — Chabon Michael Copy Share Image
“More than anything." Rob persisted. "You'd crawl on your belly over broken glass for her. Easy.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“It is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way!” — Penelope Riley Copy Share Image
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
If I got into a fight in a bar, I'd miss the dude by miles. I wouldn't know how to connect. It… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
“The Disney parks are scripted, and I hate that. Hate it. I think what they are doing down there in Orlando is… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“We laughed together. It’s so lovely laughing with a man. It feels positive. Relaxed…” — James Lusarde Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is where I'm most at ease, but I also have an allergy to silly jokes. — Jonathan Levine Copy Share Image
“Moeller, who has tasted a naked Cheeto, likens it to a piece of unsweetened puffed corn cereal” — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
The English have a wellspring of comedy that will never be exhausted: the combination of bestial urges and excellent manners. — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
“Singers, actors or artists who touch on sorrow are trying to give comfort to aggrieved souls by giving some meaning to their… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“I cannot remember any of the things that were on my list of things to do. I will just have to sit… — Arnold Lobel Copy Share Image
