“Goodnight baby, sleep in peace. After you kill that bitch!" "Goodnight mom!” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“If you wanted me to take a shower, you should have payed me ten bucks like you usually do!” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact. — Hugh Grant Copy Share Image
I think that no matter how much you don't like yourself or the drama of your life you can still find some… — Tommy Lee Jones Copy Share Image
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
“Let me say right here, if I haven't made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat… — Ellen Hart Copy Share Image
“You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly. The tension that had filled the Hall ever since Moody’s arrival suddenly broke. Nearly everyone laughed,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
People need to be peppered or even outraged occasionally. Our national comedy and drama is packed with earthy familiarity and honest vulgarity.… — Kenneth Williams Copy Share Image
Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but have best friends… — Caroline Winberg Copy Share Image
Whether I'm writing a novel about a guy mourning the death of his father or whether I'm writing a show about people… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“It's hard to imagine talking to Lucy. But I can imagine sleeping with her. I have been imagining it quite regularly. I… — Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
“I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you… — Ian McClellan Copy Share Image
“There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
With comedy, a lot of people develop their sense of humor as a defense mechanism. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
You have to appreciate the History Channel's sense of humor when they name a show 'Big Shrimpin.' — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you. — John Waters Copy Share Image
The only thing worth having in an earthly existence is a sense of humor. — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a… — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have done comedy and now I did a negative role. So for future I guess I wanna do an emotional character… — Chunky Pandey Copy Share Image
A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“sometimes the most simple things in the world can be the most beautiful.” — Rowena Beaumont Cherry Copy Share Image
“A sure way to start your own business is to stay out of everyone else’s.” — Kathy McClary Copy Share Image
Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don't mind ending it on a… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Who is this man I’m supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants?… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I pride myself on making my comedy for everybody. It's not for a specific demographic. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out… — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
“Was it possible to have an apartment sprayed for evil spirits like one would for bugs, or set up traps like for… — K. L. Burrell Copy Share Image
“He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny--he laughed when he was happy.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant critic: laughter. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time. — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
“There are seven and a half billion people on this earth - somebody's got to get sucked into a vortex.” — Jenine Wallach Copy Share Image
Comedy and I were never strangers, it's just that I was doing a lot of drama. — Andre Braugher Copy Share Image
