George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I'm gonna stay in this world of comedy, then it has to be a really special character to me in a… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit… — AJ Wiliams Copy Share Image
“I told you that day: a pair of idiots. I thought she was leading you around by the nose--or some other organ.” — Frank Delaney Copy Share Image
Humor is just making fun of a situation. But humor is what gets people through a lot of things. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“What Jeremy likes about showers is the way you can stand there, surrounded by water and yet in absolutely no danger of… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
“For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy… — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I had more comedy albums than musical ones. George Carlin, Cheech and Chong, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor… — David Bryan Copy Share Image
“ 'You've got a smart mouth, boy. And you swear too much. I should do what your mama failed to do and… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
“Log Entry: SOL 118 My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“She added, perhaps to herself, "You have to become old and ugly before anyone listens to you, and then they don't, because… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“You're doing bone parthenogenesis! I told him his mum did bone parthenogenesis.” — Tamsyn Muir Copy Share Image
“Her eyes winded. "I'm becoming addicted to you?." He raised an eyebrow. "You say it like it's a bad thing.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
“I'll let no man in, unless of course, he knocks. Walk right in to my heart with a thousand locks.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
I am in fear, there is no humour left in public life because of this fear. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to a future where there are roles of greater vulnerability and humor involved. — Kari Matchett Copy Share Image
“Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something?” — Keri Lake Copy Share Image
Drama is more focused, and it reveals itself to you, whereas comedy is just right there when you first read it. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
Even in a comedy, you have to make people feel. You have to put your hand inside their soul and twist out… — Paul Haggis Copy Share Image
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy. — Jeanne Tripplehorn Copy Share Image
“She knew one of the great family truths, that aunts always help, whilr moms always think it would be good for you… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“ To my wonderful readers: Sorry about that last cliff-hanger. Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA. But seriously, I love you guys. ” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard. — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
“Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“Great. The part of the lovable dog will be played by Cody the Wolf. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Asylum” — Roxanne Smolen Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
'Kya Supercool'... is a mad comedy that sees me in a crazy role. I am thrilled with my role and the way… — Neha Sharma Copy Share Image
