“She knew one of the great family truths, that aunts always help, whilr moms always think it would be good for you… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“ To my wonderful readers: Sorry about that last cliff-hanger. Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA. But seriously, I love you guys. ” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard. — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
“Great. The part of the lovable dog will be played by Cody the Wolf. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Asylum” — Roxanne Smolen Copy Share Image
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
I love doing these scenes. I love that I'm the guy that went for it. I will do just about anything for… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“In the split second where you understand a joke you experience a moment of “enlightenment.” This cannot be achieved by “explaining” the… — Oliver Benjamin Copy Share Image
“Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE !" "As I… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Be the change. What you think, you become. Where there is love, there is life. Learn as you'll live forever. Your health… — Gandhi Copy Share Image
“As I write this, I am making a conscious, deliberate effort to be as clear as I possibly can and minimize any… — Ali A. Rizvi Copy Share Image
“Pünd remembered their first case together when Fraser had failed to notice that his travelling companion, on the three-fifty train from Paddington,… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
The script for 'Infamous' was so poised between tragedy and comedy. It's a dream part. One reads those scripts with a sense… — Toby Jones Copy Share Image
“There are no mirrors of any kind in here. If there were, I’d want to smash them, but I wouldn’t. Instead, I’d… — Rasmenia Massoud Copy Share Image
Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
'Kya Supercool'... is a mad comedy that sees me in a crazy role. I am thrilled with my role and the way… — Neha Sharma Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.” — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer." — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Comedy is easy. You have to react to what others are saying and it is all about the timing, the dialogue delivery. — Neha Dhupia Copy Share Image
“There is no problem that can't be solved with the help of a good carrot pie, my friend.” — Anna Horbatenko Copy Share Image
“If your IQ was one point lower, you'd be a plant,' was Steve's only comment.” — Robert Ludlum Copy Share Image
Love is like sugar...It tastes sweet to begin with, but in the end it still gives you diabetes. — Jared Drake Copy Share Image
Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play. — Max Eastman Copy Share Image
“So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some… — Josh Bazell Copy Share Image
“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There was something touching about the fact that Murray was dressed almost totally in corduroy.” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“Seven smirked as he walked back over to me. "I gave you catharsis last night. Twice.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music. — Finneas Copy Share Image
“Estabilizo meu humor com suco de tangerina, mas nem todos ácidos e açúcares conseguem minimizar a gravidade apocalíptica do desejo.” — Filipe Russo Copy Share Image
My passions are stand-up comedy, hard rock and metal, and baseball and the Mets. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“Bracy sighed, "So this wasn't the heart...it was the head." "Bracy don't try to be poetic; it doesn't suit you.” — Nicole Sager Copy Share Image
“Don't part from me in any ill humor. I never knew you to be out of patience with me before.” — Kate Chopin Copy Share Image
Optimist: someone who isn't sure whether life is a tragedy or a comedy but is tickled silly just to be in the… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
“You can take the barbarian out of the tavern, but he can take the blood out of your body.” — Greg X. Graves Copy Share Image
I'm not really crazy about broad comedy. I like very possible, real situations that you might have found yourself in. — Judge Reinhold Copy Share Image
