I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid. — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
“If we accept the unacceptable today, what's the outlook for tomorrow going to be?” — George Booth Copy Share Image
“I have never had to be brave. Bravery is for parents and people who get tattoos in another language or dare to… — Scaachi Koul Copy Share Image
The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I cannot recall a more engaging passage in fiction, and I've been trying for almost eighteen seconds. — S. J. Perelman Copy Share Image
I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night,' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad has a certain spirit, a twinkle in his eye, someone who can set a certain standard for players but also… — Jill Ellis Copy Share Image
“Trellis wants his salutary book to be read by all. He realizes that purely a moralizing tract would not reach the public.… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
The only difference between comedy and drama is that, in comedy, I'm going to utilize the tool of creating laughter to deflect… — Romany Malco Copy Share Image
“In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“The boldest of the three (thieves) moved suddenly, grabbed Angua and pulled her upright. "We walk out of here unharmed or the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You came after me. Against the geas , you came after me.” He felt the shifting of muscle behind him as Bloodraven… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.” — Derek The Ghost Copy Share Image
Tact: the ability to tell a man he's open-minded when he has a hole in his head. — F G Kernan Copy Share Image
I have no desire to get on a soapbox or be preachy. I don't think comedy needs to be 'brave' or 'important.' — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
If I'm gonna stay in this world of comedy, then it has to be a really special character to me in a… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“I told you that day: a pair of idiots. I thought she was leading you around by the nose--or some other organ.” — Frank Delaney Copy Share Image
“You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit… — AJ Wiliams Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“You're doing bone parthenogenesis! I told him his mum did bone parthenogenesis.” — Tamsyn Muir Copy Share Image
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Humor is just making fun of a situation. But humor is what gets people through a lot of things. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“I'll let no man in, unless of course, he knocks. Walk right in to my heart with a thousand locks.” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
I am in fear, there is no humour left in public life because of this fear. — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
“Her eyes winded. "I'm becoming addicted to you?." He raised an eyebrow. "You say it like it's a bad thing.” — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to a future where there are roles of greater vulnerability and humor involved. — Kari Matchett Copy Share Image
Even in a comedy, you have to make people feel. You have to put your hand inside their soul and twist out… — Paul Haggis Copy Share Image
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
Drama is more focused, and it reveals itself to you, whereas comedy is just right there when you first read it. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
“Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something?” — Keri Lake Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy. — Jeanne Tripplehorn Copy Share Image
