If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is…

“Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Life is deadly.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana