Relationships Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“No longer trusting someone is even more saddening if you still love them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When coming to sex: First served, first come.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A love triangle is a threesome delayed.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana