“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The current girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband is often an utterly unsuccessful attempt to stop missing or loving the previous one.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
