Marriage Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When coming to sex: First served, first come.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana