Humour Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana