Humour Quotes by Benny Bellamacina

“Always recycle wasted time”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler”

— Benny Bellamacina

“You can label jam, you can't label man”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Old age is not just for grown up's”

— Benny Bellamacina

“A sneeze can never be to far away”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Never say no to now”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Achieve everything and fail at the rest”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long”

— Benny Bellamacina

“You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive”

— Benny Bellamacina

“When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the…

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Going down in history is a dead end pursuit”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic”

— Benny Bellamacina

“ There’s only one person to blame for lack of self confidence”

— Benny Bellamacina

“It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed”

— Benny Bellamacina

“I used to be a know it all, then I learnt something else”

— Benny Bellamacina

“You can print a book, unfortunately you can’t print the audience”

— Benny Bellamacina

“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.”

— Benny Bellamacina

“When you’re going out of your mind always leave the door open!”

— Benny Bellamacina

“When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”

— Benny Bellamacina

“If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way”

— Benny Bellamacina

“It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Think before you speak, unless it's urgent”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else”

— Benny Bellamacina

“When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Question everything, unless it's the answer”

— Benny Bellamacina