Humour Quotes by Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce defines a hurricane as an old weather show that people still use instead of tornadoes. He jokes that a frog is a reptile with edible legs and that a telescope lets distant objects plague us with tiny needs. He also says a man is so lost in his own thoughts that he forgets what he really is.
